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19. THE ODD ONE OUT For this one you will need first to find two willing conformists.
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18. THE HEAD-RUSH Head to the ground, paws in the air - let gravity do the rest.
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17. THE POTLUCK Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.
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16. THE CLOTHES DRYER Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.
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15. THE WINDOWSILL The whole world is your hammock.
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14. THE RULER Measure the floor with every inch of your tiny body.
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13. THE LIBRARIAN Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.
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12. THE SLEEPING DOG Find a dog. Imitate the dog.
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11. THE DRUNKEN RADIATOR Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.
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10. THE FULL-BOX Just get your whole damn body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.
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9. THE FUR PILE For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.
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8. THE SLEEPING BABY Find a baby. Imitate the baby.
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7. THE BACKSTROKER Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.
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6. THE HALF-BOX Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.
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5. THE DOUBLE BED You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.
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4. THE SUNBATHER The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta-comfor...
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3. THE SEMICIRCLE Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.
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2. THE AWKWARD SPOON The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too e...
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1. THE FULL SIT-UP To achieve the full sit-up, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely adv...
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Cannes, France - - Winner of Wet Cannes Award Describes His Ennui Henri Deux (2) describes his melancholy in this touching short film that is receiving raves in the art film circuit. Many year...
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Des Moines, IL - - New Study shows too much milk causes cats' tails to shrink! This picture says it all. "It's not that Tiger's tail was ever a tail to write home about. It wasn't particularl...
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Monrovia, CA- - William the Cat Discovers a Gopher in the Backyard Last week, a pesky pocket gopher known for his year long destruction of a neighbor's front lawn has decided to change digs ...
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Mill Valley, CA- - Jesse Cat in His Christmas Best Jesse Cat from Mill Valley sends his Holiday Greeting and Warm Wishes to all!
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Monrovia, CA- - Holiday Kitties need Therapy Word is, due to this Holiday Season combined with the poor economy, kitty theft has sky rocketed as kitties are stealing more than ever to try and pu...
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