Critics are saying it sounds like a sequel to The Shining, and my response is: the what?
Most are making their selves look like homeless simpleton or sick prostitute.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/putins-guide-to-selfies-2013082378900
You might not have heard of The People's Round Up Festival in Burma.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/j-los-international-festival-round-up-2013070574966
If there's one lesson I've learned from my many years at the wheel, it's that sex acts are a great way to meet people.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/michael-douglass-riskiest-sex-acts-2013060771296
I must admit being flattered when I was asked to spin in Tel Aviv last weekend.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/stephen-hawking-why-i-refused-to-dj-in-tel-aviv-2013052169532
Oh my, would you look at this. BBC2, nine o’clock, ‘The Fisters’.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/mrs-phillips-in-room-seven-2013051769221
I'd close my eyes and I was in my Mig 28, with bogeys on my tail.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/chris-huhnes-top-movies-for-a-prison-night-in-2013050367557
Chillax guys, we’re going to be super cool with the incredible power we’ll wield over the entire world.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/googles-vision-of-the-future-2013042566716
Joan of Arc liked to dress up in dude's clothes to cover her super sexy curves.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/justin-biebers-top-5-euro-babes-2013041966088
That song challenged my artistic process like nothing else before or since.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/michael-knights-search-for-freedom-2013032263578
ADVICE for the middle-aged couple undertaking a manned mission to Mars, with Richard and Judy.
It's so beautiful that Nelson can kiss a dude.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/taylor-swifts-london-blog-2013022260768
It doesn't matter if you're the King of York or Lancaster - just as long as you're the King of You.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/richard-iiis-beauty-blog-2013020859128
Mel, you with me? Remember the twelve inch? I think you do. We don't need another hero, is all I'm sayin', Mel. That was a bit of code between me and Mel, there.
After safely reaching port, we'll move into the Kremlin and dine on black caviar until we all get diarrhoea and have to lie down. Bon vivant!
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/gerard-depardieus-green-card-2013011055620
I've wet myself. Inevitable.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/brad-pitts-twelve-days-of-christmas-2012122154388
Benjamin Disraeli would become the first name in Philip Schofield's list of gay Tory witches.
It’s Halloween again and time to think about making a statement with your costume. Us art school gals know it’s crucial to be a bit controversial. Many will be pushing the envelope this year ...
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/samcams-halloween-fashion-tips-2012103147315
A Halloween-themed cinema review by a cat.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/black-cats-entertainment-2012102946850
When you've a diet that as rich and varied as mine, the bathroom can become a seething, nightmarish jungle of microscopic ghouls.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/columnists/guest-blog-nigella-lawson-2012101945853