My Yoga Instructor With your dark hair pulled back, smoldering eyes, scrupulous Ashtanga technique and mild scent of patchouli, you, sir, are a walking cliche(from the ’90s no less), yet when y...
http://heebmagazine.com/urban-kvetch-my-yoga-instructor/9427
Catholic School Girls Who was the genius who thought up dressing Catholic school girls as Catholic school girls? Like the Gap is just too revealing for your precious daughter—instead, dress her...
http://heebmagazine.com/urban-kvetch-catholic-school-girls/9420
Stamps Am I seriously standing here on line while you contemplate whether to go with a book of Liberty Bells, American Scientists or Beautiful Blooms? It’s a postage stamp, not the name of your...
People Who Don’t Cover Their Mouths When They Cough If you slapped me in the face (lightly) as I walked past you at the intersection of Second Avenue and 11th Street you could be charged with a...
http://heebmagazine.com/urban-kvetch-people-who-dont-cover-their-mouths-when-they-cough/9404
Comedians on NPR Recently, NPR has become the go-to place for top comedians to explain all the funny out of their material. Listing to everyone from Matt Stone to Sarah Silverman play along with ...
Little Girls With Lipstick Moms of America, I beg you: Stop putting makeup on your little girls. Your red-lipped three-year-olds don’t need pink nail polish to dig in the dirt for worms or run ...
http://heebmagazine.com/urban-kvetch-little-girls-with-lipstick/9392
Your Voice Mail Isn’t it enough that I endure the same ten muffled seconds of Lil’ Wayne’s “Lollipop” song every time I get your voicemail? Must that be followed by a half-hour of autom...
The New Jew Review
Stand Up to Cheney Cheney’s crooked, maniacal grin shifts ever so slightly into a crooked, maniacal scowl. “Uh-oh,” he says. “Looks like I’m about to have another unfortunate hunting ac...
Fire Up the VCR Illustration by Angela Dominguez You put in the tape and hit “Play.” Bill Clinton is standing in the front yard of the White House throwing a tennis ball to his Labrador Retri...