Mock Paper Scissors » 2016 Goat Rodeo

Oh, boy, this is gonna be great! And we now turn to the hordes of Antifa and Leftists burning down DC when Lord Damp Nut was elected:

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/02/07/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-182/

The crimes continue, and we’re only just now learning that, when he was running in the 2016 Goat Rodeo, and for several months after the start of the 4th Reich, Lord Damp Nut owed millions and...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2022/12/06/report-the-grifting-continues/

Illiterate man plans to sue Pulitzer to claw back Pulitzer Prizes from The Washington Post and New York Times for coverage of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election: Trump says he...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2022/10/23/trump-plans-to-sue-the-pulitzer-organization-for-reasons/

Hey Ggys, remember weirdo Carter Page, the Trump 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign staffer whose outrageous Russian connections like “ties to known Russian spies, his past work with Kremlin-controlled G...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2022/09/04/the-return-of-carter-page/

Meanwhile on Russian state TV: annoyed by Trump reportedly promising to destroy the Russian Federation and Putin's hegemony, state TV host Olga Skabeeva said that Russia "will have to think wheth...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2022/07/06/buyers-remorse/

So much for the Russian Usurper’s best chance to debunk the RUSSIAN HOAX!!1! WASHINGTON, D.C.—The jury on Tuesday found Michael Sussmann not guilty of making a false statement to the FBI in ...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2022/05/31/some-fries-with-your-stupid-hair-furor-4/

KellyAnn Conway’s book tries to humanize the monster: Donald Trump considered dropping out of the 2016 presidential race after the leak of the now-infamous Access Hollywood tape showed him boas...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2022/05/22/more-bs-from-bs-barbie/

The Inspector General for the Department of Homeland Security found that Trump-era acting-DHS Secretary Chad Wolf ordered a coverup of a report that concludes that Russia had interfered in the ...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2022/05/04/cover-ups-part-infinity/

On a day when the entire media was focused like a laser on the big Ginni Thomas-Mark Meadows insurrection news, Hair Füror screams “Squirrel!”. Weird innit? (CNN)Former President Donald Tru...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2022/03/25/trump-look-over-there-squirrel/

…and this ain’t one: “I call on the Pulitzer Prize Board to immediately rescind the 2018 Pulitzer Prize for National Reporting awarded to the staffs of The New York Times and The Washington...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2021/10/29/because-we-love-a-good-retraction-18/