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Now that Brett Favre has been traded to the NY Jets, the Favre-llatio has gotten out of control. Anyway, we’ve taken some quotes about Brett Favre and doctored them up, added in a few fake ones...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/08/07/can-you-spot-the-real-quote-about-brett-favre/

If you love language-butchering and verbal buffoonery then this is going to be tough for you to take. Emmitt Smith has been released by ESPN, kinda. It’s official. Emmitt Smith will not be part...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/07/30/odds-and-ends-nfl-countdown-says-sayonara-to-emmitt-smith/

For some strange reason, we can totally see Stu Scott pulling something like this. This Is Sportscenter ~~~~ – The best video clips are here

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/07/28/the-lovely-and-gullible-maria-sharapova/

As if being a rich-ass, supermodel-pulling, fast car-driving sports superstar isn’t already enough; ESPN is showering these multi-millionaires with a grocery cart full of free stuff that would ...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/07/16/the-rich-keep-getting-richer-but-were-not-bitter/

We hate award shows and that includes the ESPY’s. But ever since we missed LeBron James dunking his infant, we’ve been rethinking our decision to skip the Worldwide Leader in Sports little ba...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/06/26/justin-timberlake-has-a-mancrush-on-eli-manning/

From the Worldwide Leader in Sports comes yet another horrible, horrible idea. Baseball Tonight is celebrating the 100th anniversary of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” by having nine bands (we ...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/06/19/bad-news-for-take-me-out-to-the-ballgame/

When Kobe Bryant gets mad, he takes it out on the poor souls in opposing jerseys that happen to be attempting to guard him. Unfortunately, his wife Vanessa can’t pull off a cross-over dribble o...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/05/27/vanessa-bryant-gets-into-a-cat-fight-with-an-espn-writer/

If you’re anything like us then you waste at least 10 hours a day listening to ESPN podcasts. And we’re just scratching the surface on the pile of podcasts produced everyday by the Worldwide ...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/05/23/the-talented-mr-roto-does-not-like-waiting/

Spygate is the story that just won’t die. Months after the story first surfaced, it’s still a hot topic with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell taking to a podium on Monday afternoon in order to ...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/05/14/tom-brady-takes-it-to-the-worldwide-leader/

Most people were shocked to hear about Marvin Harrison being interviewed in connection with a shooting last week. After all, this is the NFL equivalent of David Robinson being connected to a chil...

http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/05/07/sal-paolantonio-basically-calls-marvin-harrison-a-cop-killer/