I am basically a whore when it comes to all Fandoms and such. I shall
be posting every and anything that comes relevant to me at the moment.
I love Films, Comic Book Films, Corgis(All Dogs in General pretty
much), Cats(LOL and Dickhead Cats included), Futurama, Star Wars, DC
Comics(and Marvel Too)Video Games, Playing Guitars, Boobies, Wes
Anderson, Nostalgia, propane, and propane accessories. Warning: Long,
Huge(heh heh…long and huge) Hipster Rant included. Read at your Own
Risk: I hate hipsters. If that is a problem to anyone here(and since
this is Tumblr, I assume I shall cross many of your paths): Delete me
now and don’t look back. I would not dare hide my disliking of such
a folk. You all annoy the hell out of me. You’re this generation’s
Hippie, Disco Stu, and whatever else generalized fad/breed of asshole
each decade produces. The Nightmare Before Christmas wasn’t directed
by Tim Burton. Vinyl has always been around(stop pretending that
it’s new). Stop Ruining the art of riding bicycles for everyone
else(along side of wearing fake glasses. You’re fucking it up for
guys like me and Clark Kent). You stole Zoe Deschanel from us(she
wasn’t always a “manic pixie dream girl” watch all the real
girls). You stole Michael Cera from us(George Michael is Dead to me
Now). You fuckers steal shit that has always been around and try to
pass it off as something new. And you’re doing it while looking(and
most importantly acting) like fucking assholes. Please Stop. Now.
You’re not cool. You can all hide behind the claim of irony and a
tall boy of PBR(another cheap, premium drink that has ALWAYS BEEN
AROUND)…but you can’t hide the stink of a smelly asshole. Go Away
Now(when you’re in your 40s you’ll look back at pictures of
yourselves right now and laugh at what douchebags you were. and feel
nothing but relief for GROWING UP). P.S. Give Wes Anderson back to us.
He’s been crafting excellent Masterpieces to us since 1996. Stop
acting like he’s some new hidden discovery of a gem you dug up. Fuck
off Assholes. P.P.S.. To anyone one who is currently following(and
those who choose to follow me after reading all of this): Thank You. I
love you All(stereo-typical hipster douche withstanding). And thanks
for your time.
