Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. They have a lot of data, but are still cluel...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/589/computer-jokes/computer-gender/
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/56/people-jokes/microsoft-tech-drafted/
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. Th...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1885/animal-jokes/computer-dating/
10) You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, and check your facebook on the way back to bed. 9) Your firstborn is named Dotcom. 8) You turn off your router and are suddenly filled with a … C...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1361/people-jokes/10-signs-you-are-internet-addicted/
Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask: The Buddhist explanation: If a character has...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1404/computer-jokes/deleted-characters/
(you need know y2k problem on old computers…) TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/424/blonde-jokes/blonde-secretarys-memo-to-her-boss/
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money fr...
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car c...
Customer: “So that’ll get me connected to the Internet, right?” Tech Support: “Yeah.” Customer: “And that’s the latest version of the Internet, right?” Tech Support: “Uhh…uh�...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1639/people-jokes/the-latest-version-of-the-internet/
At a computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all ...
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1769/people-jokes/bill-gates%E2%80%99-punishment/
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedul...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1800/computer-jokes/to-my-loving-wife/
Email from a friend: “CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?” The post Email from a friend appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes . Similar jokes in this blog: How to annoy your co-worker...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1644/computer-jokes/email-from-a-friend/
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the p...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/983/computer-jokes/microsoft-building/
If Oracle made toasters… They’d claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home you’d discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, t...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1384/computer-jokes/if-xxx-made-toasters/
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. “If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, “you would now be ...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1496/people-jokes/bill-gates-and-general-motors-2/
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money fr...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1385/people-jokes/a-man-with-no-ears/
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer, to let her know he had arrived safely. Unfortunate...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1430/people-jokes/journey-to-the-other-side/
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer. When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1502/computer-jokes/writings-powerful-message/
How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you open Windows it won’t work! The post Computer vs. air conditioner appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes . Similar jokes in this blo...
https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1156/computer-jokes/computer-vs-air-conditioner/