Alrighty. I’ve learned two important things in the last two days, as follows: 1. I’ll never be able to pay a significant cash ransom should any of my people be kidnapped, so cross finger...
Dear Charmin Toilet Paper, I love you. I do. And I feel like it’s important to say so right up front. I love you, and I have good reasons. You’re soft. You’re dreamy. You’re durable...
Alright. I don’t know if this is advice or anti-advice, but it’s something, and now you’ll know it, too, instead of me just carrying it around in my head all by myself where it should pr...
or, alternatively titled, How I Ended Up Topless in Hawaii… on Not-a-Topless Beach I’m really not to blame here. Hawaii’s to blame. After all, I have terrible ideas and am histo...
You know how sometimes you wish you had more than two thumbs to give? Like, when you’re all, TWO THUMBS UP to your friends but then you wish you had three thumbs because they brought cookies...
Dear friends, Just a teeny, tiny quick tip for you today. If somebody says, “Hey! You look really nice today,” maybe just say thank you. Thank you is enough. Thank you is not as awkwa...