Sad Guys on Trading Floors

I, for one, welcome our new Reddit financial overlords.

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-_-

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Please stop touching your face, even if it’s to express the profound loss and unending terror you feel inside.

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EEEE-VEN FLOOOOOOWWWW

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Why is the stock market like sex? I SHOULD HAVE PULLED OUT WAY EARLIER.

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Awww yeah! Check out this sweet logo I just made!

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Meanwhile, in China…

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He’s not reacting to the crash, he just finally watched the final episode of Breaking Bad.

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This dude is all of us right now.

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That face you make when you check your 401k balance.

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Bad timing, Peter.

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Well shit. This blog is suddenly relevant again. Oh, and STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE

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“He tweeted what? I just… what does ‘but so fast’ even mean?”

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“All I’m saying is, if the Earth was round, why don’t planes just fly off into space?”

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The moment Peter realized that market volatility was his fetish.

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The hats! They stopped working!

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From my dad, who signs his texts.

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EEEEEEEEEEven floooooowwww

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