We hate you because you ignore the “This Register is Closed” sign when we’re trying to leave and then get mad when we tell you we’re not open.
We hate you because you can’t wait until the computer finishes processing your discounts to ask why it looks incorrect. It needs time to actually FINISH
We hate you because you sit down at the one table we haven’t cleaned yet, then ask us if we can clean it.
We hate you because you make comments about us under your breath.
We hate you because you leave trays full of trash on the table that’s three feet from the trash
We hate you because when we ask how you’re doing, you rudely give us your drink order instead.
We hate you because our “welcome how are you doing today” was met with “two please” or even worse you say nothing and just hold up two fingers
We hate you because you try to bully us into calling other stores for you, even though it’s been explained to you that the item you’re looking for is on backorder, and not one of our over 100...
We hate you because you ordered a complicated drink with a new cashier, then screamed at her for asking the barista what it meant.
we hate you because you think someome saying ‘I’m on my break’ means 'tell me what you need’
We hate you because you couldn’t be bothered to look at the expiration date of your coupon and then get pissed at us for pointing out it when it turns out it really is expired.
We hate you because you conveniently ‘didn’t see’ the human-size sign that says 'RETURNS AND EXCHANGES ONLY’ and got mad when I told you to go the cashier because you were checking out.
We hate you because, when you specifically asked for us to set up a table for you in a busy part of the restaurant, you changed your mind and decided you wanted to sit somewhere else as soon as t...
We hate you because you stayed for fifteen minutes after we closed trying to convince us to give you free product meant for donation.
We hate you because of the way you insist we must be lying about being sold out and are clearly hiding rooms from you, to the point you demand my name and employee badge number to try to intimida...
We hate you because you let your kid press their finger into every piece of packaged meat we have on the shelf.
We hate you because you come in 2 minutes before we close and then stay 30 minutes after we close and get mad when we kick you out to lock the door.
We hate you because you scream at us for having a strict return policy at a locally owned lingerie boutique, and then blame the sales associates for not taking panties from a month ago back.
We hate you because when your two year old put an item in their mouth you put it back in with everything else instead of just giving it to us so we could clean it.
We hate you because when you scream at us so viciously that we go into a panic attack, you ask “What the fuck is wrong?” as if you have done nothing.