“I cannot be captain, for you see, dear friends, I am unfit to lead
other men into battle, into space, or in a line dance. I submit that
if I picked my nose for half an hour that my head would cave in.
I’ve nary to know the distinction betwixt Shinola and…that other
stuff. I cannot lead because I cannot find my ass with both hands and
a flashlight.Thank you.” >>>Find Me On AO3 >>>Follow Me On Twitter
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