I sometimes have red hair and always have big baby blue eyes. When I
trip over myself I don’t look down like there was a huge crater in
the sidewalk, it was probably just me being clumsy. I hate
dishwashers. I’m very stubborn and a total dork. I don’t talk to
strangers or run with scissors and I always wear my seatbelt because
my momma tells me to. I can’t knit a scarf but I knit grass.
Sometimes I talk funny but if you listen, I just might have something
important to say. I love horrible movies. I like my coffee iced, my
steak bloody and my fish raw but my bacon burnt. I make coffee with my
tea kettle and I make tea in my coffee pot. And… Well, maybe some
things are only funny to me.
