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It’s going to take a lot of soul-searching to understand Trump’s ascendency to the highest office in the land. Some of it boils down to factors beyond our control: rising disillusionment with...
http://dandygoat.com/how-could-we-have-elected-a-man-who-doesnt-know-about-possessive-apostrophes
Hey everyone, I just wanted to apologize about inadvertently providing the FBI with new evidence for the investigation into Hillary Clinton and her private server. Director Comey obviously has ...
http://dandygoat.com/sorry-i-caused-a-mess-would-a-dick-pic-cheer-you-up
There I was on the subway, minding my own business, when this skinny young thing who had been staring at me tapped my shoulder and said, “Excuse me, but I must confess that I cannot ignore your...
http://dandygoat.com/a-woman-fat-shamed-me-on-the-subway-so-i-ate-her
Another day, another story of a powerful, egomaniacal woman telling her stay-at-home husband what he can or cannot do with his own body. In this case, I was the victim, but this wasn’t the firs...
Tiny humans equal big problems Young gorillas in zoos nowadays think that humans are our friends, and that despite their chemical stink, ear-splitting whines, and shriveled, hairless bodies, we c...
http://dandygoat.com/on-the-question-of-human-children-tumbling-into-our-enclosures-opposing-views
As a women’s advocate, I have spent much — perhaps too much — of my young life fighting so that girls around the world may enjoy basic human rights: the right to education, equal treatment ...
http://dandygoat.com/enough-humanitarian-awards-just-let-me-tongue-justin-bieber
Everyone keeps saying, “Donald, why are you always insisting that America is the best at everything. That gets on other countries’ nerves.” I never said that America is the best at absol...
http://dandygoat.com/want-to-make-america-great-again-lets-start-by-improving-our-women
As a French citizen and a firm believer in the values of the French Republic, my faith in secular democracy has been shaken at its very core by the savage attacks in Paris last week. There is ...
As a shark, I’m often told I have bad taste, especially when it comes to the arts. Admittedly, I’ll take a Michael Bay movie over a Wes Anderson flick any day. And maybe it’s because we sha...
http://dandygoat.com/a-super-bowl-halftime-show-that-will-go-down-in-history