This is amazingly evil and a well thought out product. Just ordered two. Going straight to hell.. window seat..
It's bad - the fart smell is really bad. Great product.
Haha I know, I read through the thread when it was posted and saw all your other comments. And that's awesome haha, glad to be of service.
So - I own this company (I wasn't the OP I just hopped on the thread after getting massive traffic). I've used your comment to get in with the buyers at Spencer's and various blogs we've been on....
They're like "ugh, candles. Talk about the thought that counts, right? Give it to grandma, her birthday is coming up." P.S. Thanks for the compliment I guess haha
This is incredible.
This is actually the best comment on the whole thread.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
What a wonderful time to be alive.
I think the best example I've heard so far is someone got the Baby Powder to Baby Diaper and they were so confused that they kept looking around the house to see where their toddler shit.
Haha I gave it to my fiancés younger brothers it was hilarious they thought leaving the candle in too long caused it to smell like cheese!
Who'd you give it to? Did you prank yourself?
No it was a good few hours of delicious apple pie then it was as if the pie went bad... it was hilarious!
Immediately? How long did it take?
I had to look for this post... got the apple pie candle and at the moment it smells like ass cheese!
Lol this is the best
i'm 4 days late for this...
Not a problem. I'm glad reddit helped you out. Thanks.
Yeah - you're good. You can just use the 1stOrder comp code once, it doesn't require it's actually your first order. I've almost gotten the first full batch of orders shipped out. Reddit killed m...
I did the same thing. Looks like I need to buy another one.
This thread has been linked to from another place on reddit. ] It's still like 4-5 hours of burn time before the fart kicks in - plus it starts to smell like a weird mixture of apple pie and fart...
I'm getting them for my mother in law.
You're like the fart candle prank oracle.
Or: a little bit of apple smell, then a whole lot of fart smell but with a substance that PFOOOEEWW burn all instantly so you have like 3000 cubic meters of fart smell expanded in the house
This is for people who don't have That Relative?
Those were just fart candles. They weren't switch scent Apple pie to fart candles. That company misallocated funds and went bankrupt. We won't let that happen.
I've given my girlfriend's mom candles before. Some people are into them.
Hey weren't you on Shark Tank for this? I remember something like this from the last season or so
Lol I'll figure it out - it's a smart way to save money. Thanks for the advice. I used Kraft Label packaging to start so I could change things easy.
It isn't false advertising if you don't state the burn time. If you say it has a burn time of 4 hours but 90% of the candle is clay, then you could be in trouble. Just call it "100% natural ingre...
You're really smart. I appreciate the idea. Let me figure out how to take that into consideration without crossing the line of false advertising. I don't want to deal with the FTC on a prank vent...
It should just be a little bit of apple smell, then a little fart smell, then the rest is just clay or something because they are never going to use the fart candle again so why waste the money m...
thank you kind sir
Hey no I didn't think you were being an ass at all. You helped me out a ton because I'm sure other people saw this and didn't say anything.
Were you one of the people who tried it the first week?
Just ordered one. This is going to make my nieces birthday party awesome.
Still can or still can't? WE NEED TO KNOW
Perfect sense sorry if I came across as an ass. Good luck with your business from one entrepreneur to another. 👍👍👍
Yeah - it looks like a hipster sold it at a Farmer's Market (was the look I was going for). It comes in packaging from a DBA called (I just realized if I wrote the name here that it can be indexe...
That handle for your name is Gold.
Thanks for the heads up by the way - we just fixed that. Nice to have a second set of eyes from time to time.
Alright that was a typo actually. They are a 40 hour burn time but we advertise them as a 30 hour burn time in case one candle isn't as high as others (they are hand poured). We've burned them ou...
So... I assume that the packaging doesn't give away the joke?
You don't want to burn one in your own house dude. Unless you live in a mansion. Give one to your in laws. There is no marking whatsoever on the package that would trace it back to you.
Said with the gusto of someone who just filmed a skateboarder who landed a 360 off the stair railing on his oysters. Well played.
It smells like Apple Pie first so it's not straight asshole but yeah - it smells legit like ass after a few hours. I think being human and knowing what asshole smells like is relatively thorough ...
Did anyone else notice that the description on the website states a 40 hour burn time but the label on the candle only says 30 hour burn time? Whats up with that?
Holy shit this blew up. I just got home from work. When I smelled the fart the imagery of my nose being pressed up against an asshole flashed in my mind. Like literally if you have picked up do...
All you need is a sense of smell!
He also lets deaf people enjoy them too.
My favorite idea is that someone might regift this unknowingly to someone as a real gift. That would be even funnier than intentional usage.
Just try it - it's $12, they work like a charm.
We thought about selling the fart candles as just pure fart for an instant prank.
You are awesome and completely authentic. Gracias!
We've been getting slammed with orders so apparently a good number of people do. That's a good point though.
Yo - you climb? I also run Giddy if you ever want to try some bad ass hand balm. I climb daily.
Yo this stuff is awesome- completely authentic. So many people are about to get some nasal surprises
I just think it would be weird to give someone a candle as a present. Who gives other people candles??
Just don't go full stank. Never go full stank.
Love getting rewarded for reading all the comments. Thanks lord Tyler for the coupon code, dank idea!
Thank you so much for the compliment.
You are my hero. And whoever posted this thread - I love them too.
That's the true WTF moment.
I think we nailed it.
gotcha, thanks!
Just use '1stOrder' and you'll get 25% off.
Haha thanks! Someone needs to take this and post it to /Funny when they get feedback. I can't or it'd be disingenuous.
You're a good man, lordtyler
any deals if we buy two? lol.
Yeah we dropped the shipping to $10 in Canada but it's still expensive to ship candles.
toronto canada
Where are you located?
if shipping wasn't the same price as the candle i'd buy it for my mother in law.
The good news is that whenever you do light it again - it's the perfect time to get pranked. When is the best time for a prank? Right around the time that you'd light a candle... right?
/r/nocontext
Awesome idea and lots of luck to you. My only thought would be to make even less of the good smell. There are candles here and there around my house that only have an hour or two burn on them and...
No you still can for another order - just use the comp code next time.
Seriously. Don't they know that extensive apple pie:fart ratio experimentation has been done to death? With today's computer simulations and the long history of apple pie to fart candles in decad...
it didn't pop up until after I ordered. so may not be able to apply at this poitn
We did post it a week ago. It didn't get indexed and then Stupid Fat Pigeon must have found our Kickstarter (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/852715728/wtf-prank-candles ) and reposted it. We...
WHY WASNT THIS POSTED A WEEK AGO? No I have to wait till next April fools.
Ohhh, that awkward applefart transition smell....
Don't think it'd smell any different if I put this in my friend's room. Maybe it'd even smell better.
My favorite part of this thread is how many people want to tweak the apple pie:fart ratio
You're a genius! I'll make a special edition Candle next.
They missed the mark, should have been Apple tart to Apple fart!
Good idea but from the perspective of making candles, that small of intervals would just blend together. Plus it would take weeks to make a candle since the wax needs 24 hours to dry before pouri...
Lol our first order was a Mother's Day prank! Bravo!
Just use the comp code '1stOrder'
checked out saw "25% off first order pop up then got 404 page not found after I entered it?" Not sure if april fools joke or "too late" email on order brandon _ _ _ _ _ _ _ l@gmail.com
My dog at half a bag of chocolate covered espresso beans then shit all over the carpet. I was surprised at how much my place smelled like a Starbucks that someone had farted in.
Thank you so much!
Great... just bought one and free shipping made it even better!
You must deliver!
Lol will do man! Ill let you know when I add it.
Really? Dude, that would be my honor. Please do it! I am gonna screenshot this convo for when you go massive and I can brag about it to my friends, haha!
I had a Labrador who got loose in the neighbors pumpkin patch and ate WAY too much pumpkins and he had diarrhea all over the floor. It stank like shitty pumpkin pie all day and I still can eat pu...
Yeah lol - I'm not trying to rip anyone off on shipping, I just got scared after that Israel order came in.
you are damn fast man. I was just about to post how it is down to 10!
Come to think of it - I can do $10 shipping to Canada since $6 is allocated to the free domestic shipping anyway.
Can I use that on my website? "Because farts are hilarious and proof god has a sense of humor?" You're awesome.
You. Yes, I like you. Way to go owner! I recently became single about 2.5 weeks ago. She loves candles. I would've gotten her several. But alas, it was not meant to be. I shall order one anyway, ...
Best description ever
Hey man - I got an Isreal order that I lost money on so I increased the shipping. I just changed Canada to $15, if it's less, I'll just refund that portion of your order. I'm not trying to damage...
Hey man - I got an Isreal order that I lost money on so I increased the shipping. I just changed Canada to $15, if it's less, I'll just refund that portion of your order. I'm not trying to damage...
$25 shipping to Canada??? Come on now
It's still like 4-5 hours of burn time before the fart kicks in - plus it starts to smell like a weird mixture of apple pie and fart before it's full on WTF.
Hey - sorry I fixed it. They smell absolutely rank. The dirty fart smells much more similar the dirty asshole. It's repulsive. You can't smell it at all before it starts burning though - the appl...
As in bad smelling or they don't work? Cause the way you phrased it is ambiguous.
This would be better if the first 75% was good and the last 25% ass. Give them time to really love it before dropping the stinkbomb.
lol this is awesome. I'll order a few and report back.
They're really bad smelling - hopefully someone sends out a review though! I didn't post this and was surprised when I saw it on here (I was getting traffic on my site) but I am the creator of th...
Someone please try and report. If that's as good as advertised, I'mma buy lots for xmas and every fucking time I make presents
Lol this is awesome thanks for posting!