At the end of my life I hope to have lived to such a standard that I don’t have the ...
My favorite excuse for occasionally being a very lazy parent is, “Oh well, it’s good for her immune system.” As ...
I just re-read the post I wrote last night before going to bed and all I have to say about ...
Why does Elmo insist on speaking only in third person? HEATHER WANTS ELMO TO STOP.
The packaging for child-proof door locks to put on medicine and cleaning supply cabinets should come with a warning that ...
I just renewed the registration for the truck online and got this message: Congratulations! You have successfully renewed your registration ...
I recently noticed that both Leta and Chuck stare at our naked bodies as if we are alien, particularly Jon. ...
The baby, she likes bacon. Our work here is done.
The Mail application on the Mac OS should have at least two auto responses to hate mail: 1) That’s not ...
I’m figuring out that the secret to disciplining a 15-month-old is: HOW MUCH SCREAMING CAN YOU WITHSTAND?