Mock Paper Scissors

Looking at you, Noem, who unbelievably doubles-down slaughtering her puppy Cricket in a gravel pit by citing state law at us: “I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old sto...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/28/bad-signs-cont-1217/

Happy Hour News This was a sort of throw-away list below the fold (as it were) on garbage site Axios (after running a full day of BOTH SIDES!!!1! and BIDEN’S LOSING, LOOK AT THESE POLLS!!!1!), ...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/28/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2094/

Thank Dawg that Noem didn’t find the pup! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)   Dog with kittens are the best palate cleanser. (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/28/midday-palate-cleanser-2126/

I am beginning to really like Jared  Moskowitz.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/28/thats-gonna-leave-a-mark-22/

Guys, it was the Nerd Prom last night, and pretty much all the media is reporting on… themselves. If you want to watch this thing (I have not, —I don’t watch trade shows— but I might drub...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/28/nerds/

The Internet's Band of Incorrigible Spitballers®

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/27/great-memes-cont-8/

Happy Hour News Remember that time Judge Gallon O’Gallo said Fat Nixon was a hero for going Chick-fil-a or some nonsense (Hint, see the previous post)? From his fake hair to his lifts, nothing ...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/27/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-astroturf-edition/

Just sayin’

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/27/not-all-heroes-wear-capes/

Dammit, Carl. “Some jerk at the door for you.” (Direct Link: https://imgur.com/gallery/WS0tWr5)  

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/27/midday-palate-cleanser-2125/

H/T my friend @Cgarrish on the socials for finding this: Bet me that this is another litmus test in order to get the nomination, just like declaring fealty to Hair Füror.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/27/its-official-gop-opposes-democracy/