Your mom is at the club

your mom, approximately 15 minutes after this photo was taken, took uncle steve into a broom closet and sucked him like an everlasting gobstopper.

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your moms spent the entire off-season getting “summertime fine” and now it’s time to show the world the results.

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your mom is skipping past sundress season and headed straight to an all-white pool party clear jelly jamboree. (she did not pass go, but, she did collect $200)

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your dad has on a faux red croc skin cap cap featuring a belt-style back strap w/gold plated accessories including multiple star appliqués and the other two people still have goofier things on t...

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your mom’s outfit choice poses an interesting question – is it harder to match shades of black clothing, or, shades of black hair?

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your moms thinks those moms from earlier today have missed out on the true meaning of halloween: wearing lingerie in public with pointless accessories.

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your moms took a day off from being superwoman to dress as some of their favorite superheroes.

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your mom, on the left, is dressed as “Ms. Official with a Whistle.” her friend Patricia is dressed as “Some Shit I Found in My Daughter’s Closet.”

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your mom is dressed as the most frightening M·A·C MUA, ever.

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your moms clearly follow the same makeup blog. halloween ‘14, the year of the half face.

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your mom thought it would be an absolute waste to cover her newly purchased all seeing eye body chain with a blouse.

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your mom went to comic con in a $600 instagram skirt with gladiatrix sandals, blood red thot nails, and a silver joke deterrent accessories.

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your mom, a former magician’s assistant has mastered the art of “THE PRESTIGE.” most men, after engaging in delightful conversation finally pull themselves out of her ravenous ravine only t...

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your mom recently purchased this sexy pair of thongs with an cute little cutout in the back and decided the best way to show them off would be to couple them with a pair of custom culottes w/cuto...

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your mom wanted to make sure that her clothes didn’t steal the spotlight from her new haircut so she went with this feather fringed semi-transparent catsuit w/modesty pleather panels in a simpl...

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your mom works a highly stressful job in HR at a Fortune 50 company where she is forced to sit in meeting after meeting decided the fates of thousands of employees on a daily basis. amongst her m...

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momtrending.

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your mom was excited to kick off the summer blockbuster season by checking out X-Men: Days of Future Past but left the theater feeling let down by the costume choices. here she is giving you a lo...

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your mom rocking the latest from Drapes & Gapes S/S ‘14.

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your mom says, “Hi, Rhianna.”

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