I had a diamond bracelet that I thought was going to be too small, but I put it on and it fit perfectly.
Was very intent on buying an original Gameboy. “The buttons are so much more satisfying than tapping a screen.” Ran into the owner of the (very real) local record shop (which also sells old/...
Had an intense discussion about my life and future paths with Tarot Reader Peter (I sadly remember none of what was said) (woke up) BFF hypothesized that the old money aesthetic trend is real...
Had a deep conversation with Jason Isbell about Pokey LaFarge.
Drake was pursuing both me and one of my friends. He ordered a massage for me and then showed up when it was over. I asked him about the Birkin bag thing, and he was impressed that I had asked ab...
I was working in a mall I’ve never worked in, and there was a mall-employees-only bar in one of the back hallways. Dwayne Johnson was the bartender and was hyping me up to not take something at...
I’m graveside at a funeral. I don’t know who the decedent is/is supposed to be IRL, I might have known them in the dream - I don’t remember NOT knowing them, at least. Their body isn’t in...
Tried to unroll foil from the tube, but there was a kink at the top of the roll so it ripped along the top edge.
Smoking a cigarette on my balcony in a rain storm with another person (no memory or idea who it was). The balcony is actually a very long and wide asphalt-paved terrace, like it was actually a ro...
Waiting for elevator in my building, but it wasn’t my building. A neighbor (not actually a neighbor, just some rando) came out of his apartment with a woman but weren’t near the elevator whe...
Woke up in bed with (lover? co-sleeper?) Henry Cavill. It was dark, which meant it was time to get up and go. I got out of bed and started to dress in regular clothes, even though I didn’t want...
Got a news alert that Chris Hemsworth died. Some time later, got a news alert that Chris Evans died.
safety-officer-barto : > I don’t even watch or know anything about Hockey but god damn if > it isn’t the wildest sport in existence. Like, you have these > huge ...
I am friends with The Washington Capitals. Somehow all of them, and their families. We’ve all been missing items in our grocery orders, it’s a real problem. Specifically, Nicklas Backstrom wa...
1. Had a penis. A big one. (bathroom wakeup) 2. Lived in the house I grew up in with my partner, a lawyer who dressed like George Washington in full Army General regalia. No wig though. He ha...
I got laser eye surgery and then realized that I wasn’t going to be able to wear my prescription sunglasses. This was particularly inconvenient at that moment, because it was very sunny.
I threw a party in a house I was thinking about renting, which was recommended to me by a man at the drug store. Aaron Sorkin was there and I was madly in love with him, but he only had a lit...
mattbraunger : > Seconded. This year can die. We were so young then.
Jon Hamm has somehow breached the security at my home and is pounding on my front door and yelling “Jenny! Don’t do this! Jenny! Let me explain! I need you to stay!” I watch him through the...
Dream One: A frozen foods company I’d never heard of announced that they are actually the ones who make McNuggets and that they would be available in grocery stores soon. (Woke up to go to th...