“Weren’t you saying just last night that you’ve known all along where the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is?” “That’s settled. We’ll leave you to deal with the monster, Gildero...
PERSON 1: Oh no, look! A bad thing just happened! PERSON 2: Oh no! PERSON 1: Did you cause this bad thing to happen? PERSON 2: No, I had nothing to do with this bad thing. PERSON 1: Okay....
Bomb Queen Omnibust, Volume 1: Birth of a Super Villain by Jimmie Robinson My rating: 4 of 5 stars Picked this up as a guilty pleasure, why-the-hell-not kinda read. Plus my local used book...
All these people are thinking the Game of Thrones team messed up by leaving a Starbucks cup in the shot. They don’t realize Starkbucks is an established part of the story’s lore! Here are a f...
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Well, this is certainly one of the looser interpretations of the Dursley Horcrux theory. I mean, I’m not saying there isn’t a correlation between Horcruxes and hard nipples. But I need to be...
When your Instagram error message ends up giving you practical life advice.
“You have a past? How dare you.” - The internet in 2018
The Magic School Bus and Harry Potter are beloved stories that chronicle the adventures of school children being put in harm’s way by irresponsible adults. But with magic! The similarities go f...
The world is full of canned phrases, perfect for those times when you don’t feel like carrying on a meaningful conversation. Just toss out some commonly accepted idioms, wait for the other dead...
Extraverts are baffling. It’s like, nobody can be that talkative without extensive training. They must have gone to some secret academy where they honed their skills of human interaction before...
COWORKER: What are you up to this weekend? ME: Nothing. COWORKER: Oh, so no plans then? ME: You misunderstand. I have meticulously planned every detail of my weekend, during which time I wi...
So every couple months I remember that some friends and I made these things called Harry Shotters, and I go on a hunt to see where else they’ve showed up online (no, not because I peaked long a...
The main reason I own this username and use this character is so I can occasionally chuckle at this scene after PVP matches. BECAUSE I THINK I’M HILARIOUS, THAT’S WHY.
Tomorrow night two titans of hockey face off. The Columbus Blue Jackets have a 14-game win steak on the line. My Minnesota Wild are riding a 12-game streak of dominance. It should be a battle for...
There’s no way to describe my passion for Quality Street in a way that would convince anyone that I’m a sensible human being. Judging by the number of times my attempts to shoehorn Quality St...
Not too long ago, I quit my well-paying office job. Not because I had another offer lined up, but because my goals didn’t align with those of the company. Quitting without a safety net wasn’t...
I used to be a Vancouver Canucks fan. Well, I still might be a fan to some infinitesimal degree. But I would be the kind of fan who doesn’t care if his team wins or loses. Does that still count...
SO MAC JUST RELEASED A LINE OF STAR TREK PRODUCTS to mark the 50th anniversary of the series. I don’t generally keep up to date on promotionmal cosmetic lines, but my sister and fellow Graphi...
We did it! Thanks to the marketing campaigns, the YouTube videos and the exhaustive merchandising, the giant panda is no longer classified as endangered . Yes, humanity really came together o...