Dear Anon, I’ve, er…never had that happen to me before, so I guess we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. (Lawyers have fangirls?) -Phoenix Wright
Dear Anonymous, Well, I never! You don’t know the first thing about the girls of my generation! If you wanted to date one of them, you would need manners, education, class, and a good sense...
Good Sir or Madam, Quite brazen in our misogyny, aren’t we? And just how do you know my husband was the sort of person one would only marry out of desperation? It may be true that I was eag...
Dear Fool, I’m afraid my very existence serves as a perfect counterpoint to your foolish argument – I am both single and incredibly discerning when it comes to men. A man must go out of his...
Dear Anonymous, You might be right about that. It wasn’t like Trucy was ever more popular than I. But, you think for a moment she wouldn’t catch up? She’s working as a magician and adop...
Dear Ms. Raboom, Of course. What more can you expect than perfection? - Manfred von Karma
Dear Anonymous, Personally, I like a gift that includes travel. What better than going to a new place, ja? - Klavier Gavin
Dear Anonymous, I think handmade gifts make it more genuine and come from your dedication to making it instead of just simply buying something created from a sweatshop from the prisons or other...
Dear Anonymous, Hard work and dedication. Obviously, I’ve worked as a Defense Attorney for much longer and, to be qualified, you need to work for more than three years. - Kristoph Gavin
Dear Anonymous, It’s speaking with my clients and hearing their stories. You learn as a Defense Attorney that there is no black-and-white good versus evil. Just a man who has committed a horr...
Dear Charicla, I do apologize for Larry’s behavior in that case, but rest assure most of those nasty rumors are exaggerated or misunderstood. Outside of chasing pretty girls, his heart is mos...
Dear Anonymous, Yeah. I’ve watched some of his works. He’s a classic. - Phoenix Wright
Dear Pootis, Puh I don’t know, jealousy? You tell me. - Dahlia Hawthorne
Dear Pootis, I’d tell you if you’d tell me what opp means. - Kristoph Gavin
Dear Miraz van Nohrr, I’ll take any compliment anytime. - Roger Retinz
Dear Pearls, Of course! (Two for me, Maya.) - Phoenix Wright
Dear Larry, God damnit, Larry! (Can’t you have one girlfriend without getting yourself in trouble!?) - Miles Edgeworth
Dear Larry, So, you just happened to stumble across a Yandere. Fun. (God damnit, Larry!) - Phoenix Wright
Dear Detective, I’m not a resident of Gotham, as you know, but I shall take a look at the case and give my input on it. If it becomes a big enough case, I might agree to assist the prosecutor...
Dear Anonymous, Ohhhh a thief saving the prince from a dragon. How progressive. I like it! - Kay Faraday