My Geeky Geeky Ways

In which, despite my better judgement, we end the cat fight between Morgan and Elaine and the true villain behind our troubles is revealed! BUM-BUM-BAAAAAAAA!

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In which, having filled our pockets with all manner of strange hot fluids, we set about clearing our name and winning the Trial of the Century. (What century? Who knows in this anachronistic worl...

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In which, having talked our way out of prison, we explore how Flotsam Town has changed since Chapter One and start trying to prove our innocence on the three charges still facing us. This mostly ...

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In which we start Chapter Four. The good news is we get rescued from being sold to the Marquis De Singe. The bad news is this is due to a mob intent on putting us on trial for various crimes. Som...

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In which we arrange a love connection between two giant manatees and finish Chapter Three. This requires a little repossession and a lot of voodoo.

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In which we win the trust of the Brotherhood, only to betray it and arrange for a timely escape from the Leviathan's belly. This leaves us needing to torture our former comrades in order to learn...

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In which we are reunited with Murray and set about winning over the rest of the Brotherhood. This entails winning a scary face contest and helping Murray get a head, er body.

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In which we start trying to win over the Democratically United Brotherhood of the Manatee Interior. This entails setting up Noogie, the drummer of the mutineers, on a date with our fake wife. Aft...

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In which we start Chapter 3 and set about escaping from the belly of a giant manatee. This requires us to convince Morgan LeFlay to pose as our wife, to win over the clearly loopy Coronado De Cav...

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In which, after escaping the blockade around Spinner Cay, we set about rescuing the Merfolk leader and save the day after going through a lot of trouble to bring down a rubber tree.

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In which, having gathered two of the three Golden Summoning Artifacts, we set about stealing the third. Unfortunately, that sets off an embargo and all-out assault on the island. Hilarity ensues....

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In which, after reading through a book of fish jokes, we make our way to Spoon Island, two bickering pox-beset pirates, another jungle maze, and an encounter with LeChuck.

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In which we continue exploring the Jerkbait Islands and uncover the lost camp of Coronado De Cava. In better news, Elaine is still alive! The bad news is she wants us to work with LeChuck!  

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In which we start Chapter 2 with a spirited swordfight with Pirate Hunter Morgan LeFlay. Unfortunately, she not only disarms Guybrush - she dishands him! This leaves us traveling to the Jerkbait ...

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In which we enter into a running battle around Flotsam Island, disabling all the altars that will able us to pacify the wind gods so we can get off this island and back to defeatring LeChuck.

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In which, after escaping from the mad doctor's lab, we set about following yet another map through the forest maze, but with an entirely different gimmick to translate the map.

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In which we start looting the Voodoo Lady's house and call upon the local doctor. Alas, his plans for fixing our cursed hand involve amputation after strapping us down. (Still, there are worse th...

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In which we set about building a bootleg action figure, claiming a ship, and finding the mysterious Deep Gut... who turns out to be an old friend who really could have helped us before now.

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In which, newly stranded on Flotsam Island, we start exploring our surroundings and grabbing everything we can. All in an effort to find a way to do a bit of honest pirating and make some headlin...

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In which we play through the tutorial and face and vanquish the Demon Ghost Zombie Pirate LeChuck. Again. Want to bet it doesn't stick?

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The thrilling finale! Will we triumph over Ozzie Mandrill?! Will our mastery of Monkey Combat save the Caribbean from unbridled capitalism?! Will I stop asking rhetorical questions?!

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In which, after having one more conversation with Herman Toothrot, we engage in Monkey Combat with Jojo Junior. We also discover another Secret of Monkey Island... which completely contradicts th...

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In which, having conquered the second most annoying part of the game and that damned log ride puzzle, we enter into the most annoying part of the game: mastering the art of Monkey Combat! Because...

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In which, having finally found the banana picker (which looks nothing like it used to look in the first Monkey Island game), we continue exploring Monkey Island and the First Church of LeChuck an...

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In which we set about trying to win the cliff-diving contest to get the final piece of the Ultimate Insult. This leads us (Finally) To Monkey Island, where we can start planning how to... ESCAPE ...

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