The Cujo Cat Chronicles

****** THIS IS CUJO'S MALE TWO LEGGER, OR AS HE LIKED TO CALL ME "THE MALE TWO LEGGER". WHILE DOING SOME CLEANING TODAY, I FOUND AN ENVELOPE UNDER CUJO'S TOY BOX. IT WAS ADDRESSED TO "ALL MINION...

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At 1pm. today, His Royal Highness and Smacker of All Things Whiny, crossed The Bridge. His decline was very swift and merciful. He had been doing wonderfully right up until yesterday when he be...

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Over the last week, I have spent much time pondering...... Aside from pondering a new strategy for defeating Santa Claus during his annual intrusion (I will get to that later), I have also bee...

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This week has been quite eventful. I am being visited by one of my favorite minions. She has traveled from far away to offer her praise and adoration. Though her name is Kirsha, she has aske...

http://cujocatchronicles.blogspot.com/2016/10/the-flying-kiwi.html

I have not been posting as often as I would like of late. Things in my Inner Kingdom have been a bit unsettled. However, I assure you that chaos and mayhem continue to reign. Friends of my two...

http://cujocatchronicles.blogspot.com/2016/08/wired-up.html

My last post was part one of two of "The Lumber Joke". I had every intention of writing the conclusion today. However, something else has caught my attention and I decided to discuss that instea...

http://cujocatchronicles.blogspot.com/2016/07/poofed-about-pokemon.html

MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I am amused! I am amused like I have never been amused before! If it were not beneath my personal sense of decorum, I would be dancing down the hallway, fluffy-tailed w...

http://cujocatchronicles.blogspot.com/2016/05/lumber-joke.html

I am annoyed. Annoyed and irritated. Annoyed, irritated and NOT amused. I may even be miffed. In the past, I would usually remedy this by slapping Tiger Lily around, bushwacking Jaq, or ...

http://cujocatchronicles.blogspot.com/2016/05/food-fright.html

As most of you who follow me on FaceBook, or are members of my Fan Club already know, I had another medical crisis last week. Once again, Death opened its door and invited me in. Being a cat, I ...

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Day Two of the male's week-long adventure in geographic bachelorhood. With the female off visiting the Grandtwins, the male, not used to sleeping alone, decided to leave the bedroom door open ...

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Last week, a most unusual occurrence happened in my Kingdom. The female two legger took a week-long trip and left the male to fend for itself. In my experience, this has never happened befor...

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True inter-species communication is rare at best. Communication between animals that possess different vocal or physical attributes, not to mention motivations or philosophies can be challenging...

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The other day while I was at the vet thingy's office, I was reunited with an old acquaintance. Zharkhov, the self-proclaimed "Guardian of The Land of Unpleasant Pokings". You may remember Zhar...

http://cujocatchronicles.blogspot.com/2016/01/my-comrade-in-chaos.html

Two leggers seem obsessed with mysteries. Whether it is unexplained happenings, undiscovered creatures or supernatural events. They never tire of seeking answers for the unanswerable. And yet ...

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It is the end of an old year and the beginning of a new year. In two legger culture it is perceived as a time of transition, reflection and introspection. They either mourn or celebrate the even...

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Though many have described me as "fearless", I must confess that I do indeed harbor one particular fear. Simply put, It is the fear of becoming predictable. Predictability in a benevolent dict...

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The Holiday Season has always been my favorite time of year. The firebox thingy runs pretty much full time, the two leggers turn up the thermostat, the nights are longer allowing more opportunit...

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I have noticed that there seems to be a lot of buzz about some movie thingy called "Star Wars". Apparently the newest segment in the series is about be released and everywhere I look online is s...

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 My Outer Kingdom has been invaded. Over the last week, I bore witness to no fewer than four dog thingies running and cavorting through my front yard. Obviously, this does not amuse me. T...

http://cujocatchronicles.blogspot.com/2015/11/the-case-of-curious-canine-cllan.html

I was afraid that this Halloween is going to be somewhat uneventful. Apparently word has gotten out to all the little candy beggars that my Kingdom is to be avoided. Someone has been spreading...

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Two leggers have a custom that I find extremely odd. Well, truth be told, I find most two legger customs odd. However, some are odder than others. The custom I speak of today occurs every year...

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To say that my two leggers are not "morning people" is understatement in the extreme. Anyone observing them before 8am would be tempted to either call the paramedics or send for the local zomb...

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Before I begin this post, allow me to say that the reason I have not been posting much of late is that I have been busily working on the editing phase of my next book thingy. I assure you that a...

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I have never been known to complain about anything. However, on occasion, I have been known to rant. This is just such an occasion. Around the same time that I began writing my blog thingy...

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The first rule of Bite Club is you don't talk about Bite Club. Okay, that was just silly, but it it brings up a subject I have been pondering. Namely, the wide variety of weapons that we felin...

http://cujocatchronicles.blogspot.com/2015/08/biting-remarks.html