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catch(err) {}Tess Lynch is a writer in Los Angeles. This is where her
scary short stories about seafood live. Previously, her work has
appeared on Grantland, The Morning News, GOOD magazine, Salon, Granta
online, n+1, This Recording, The Awl and The Hairpin. Tess dot Lynch
at Gmail dot com. The Vicarious Heartache of Teen Star Breakupsat
NYMag’s The Cut Internet Identity Crisis at The Morning News No
Actor Parking at n+1 Your Underwear I Swear Is Cuter Than Mine at This
Recording 7 Questions Silly Questions for Smart People OTHER VENTURES,
OTHER GAINS Coming & Crying, a book with something wot I wrote inside
Tessipes, my recipe blog. I pitched you some musicals at The Awl,
don’t you remember? Wipe Your Feet by Tess Lynch is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.
