You Couldn't Make It Up & It Gets My Goat

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7881033/Shocking-moment-Hermes-delivery-driver-caught-urinating-mans-house.html This question is for all sexes. Have you ever had a wee wee or a nu...

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https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31816-a-letter-from-the-council

A car is stolen EVERY 5 MINUTES in Britain: Vehicle thefts up 50% in 5 years thanks to criminal gangs hacking keyless systems and reduced . The  owner is said to be  somewhat  pissed off !!! p...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31593-wheres-my-f-car

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31446-time-for-a-whinge

British Citizens who fight for enemies of our nation should face Treason Charges petition.parliament.uk/petitions/190146 9079 sigs at moment.

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t29622-british-citizens-who-fight-for-enemies-of-our-nation-should-face-treason-charges-petition

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30227025 The Heart Foundation gets most of our cast offs. Where does yours go? A few years back I found that as a example the Sally Ann only received £5 for ea...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31237-your-cast-off-clothing

Fictional worlds such as Narnia, Gotham City and Neverland have mysteriously appeared on road signs in Oxfordshire. The roundabout signs in Didcot - described as England's most normal town - also...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31238-narnia-and-middle-earth-appear-on-signs

Comedian Jim Davidson sparked outrage during filming for Piers Morgan's Life Stories after he discussed his controversial seventies stage act. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31211-the-one-and-only-jim-davidson

A jury has been shown the final moments of a 13-year-old schoolboy who was killed when a £1.2million Ferrari supercar careered into a wooden post. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31179-what-a-plonker

EVERY DAY BRINGS FURTHER PROOF THAT MUSLIMS ARE MENTAL RETARDS. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5418129/Muslims-burn-Pampers-nappies-cartoon-cat.html

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31161-muslims-burn-pampers-nappies

Mohamed Abdullahi Mohamud is 'on a terror watchlist' but got a job at Heathrow He has a criminal record stretching back 11 years but got access to the runway   Airport bosses allegedly failed t...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31119-terror-suspect-and-career-criminal-with-17-aliases-is-able-to-get-a-job-at-heathrow-airport-where-he-had-access-to-runway-in-alarming-security-breach

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5362407/Moment-callous-thief-pickpockets-97-year-old-womans-purse.html I hope he gets a good jail sentence and beaten sick inside. also hope they put b...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31091-rotten-evil-vile-scum

The seven man gang were jailed for making fake British passports and degrees They were caught out after an undercover officer placed an order with the leader Boss Steven Kanaventi, 39, was filmed...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t31039-gang-sold-fake-british-passports-and-university-degrees-for-up-to-800-each

Naomi Oni, 25, was attacked with acid by a close friend as she stepped off a bus  Attacker, Mary Konye, was jailed for 12 years after leaving Ms Oni scarred for life It is believed Konye carried...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30931-she-was-jealous-of-my-fair-skin-acid-attack-victim-25-whose-best-friend-scarred-her-for-life-in-a-bitter-attack-reveals-she-was-envious-of-her-looks

This harrowing footage shows dogs in agony and foaming at the mouth after being fed poisoned meat by pest control workers Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5221083/Harrowing-vid...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30922-pest-control-poison-dogs

Defence chiefs have given £500 to British troops in Afghanistan for celebrations In contrast US troops receive trees, turkeys, gifts and a Star Wars screening One soldier claimed that they aren'...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30918-british-troops-in-afghanistan-get-just-1-a-head-spent-on-them-for-christmas-celebrations-with-even-mongolian-troops-getting-more

Will you watch her at Christmas. Not I.

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30903-the-queen

Phoning somewhere and getting a bleeding paki/coon on the other end whom you cannot easily understand and they are as thick as pig shit. Once last week and once today.

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30884-what-pissed-you-off-yesterday

Boston University theater professor Kyna Hamill made startling claim in paper World-famous Christmas carol was composed in 1857 by James Lord Pierpont Hamill asserts first performance of Jingle B...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30874-boston-university-professor-claims-jingle-bells-is-racist-because-it-was-first-performed-in-blackface-and-made-fun-of-african-americans

. .......for a feminist campaigner who was thrown out of a Labour Christmas party because her '' Anti- transgender '' views made a trans teen party member feel unsafe .

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30863-no-room-at-the-labour-inn

What a pity them Paki terrorist did,nt get her.

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30840-betrayed-by-may

yda Fransen's anti-Muslim tweets shared by Trump with 44 million followers At a secret rally, one delegate said the re-tweet was ‘absolutely mind-blowing’ Only 70 delegates attended the Brita...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30819-britain-first-leader-gleefully-boasts-she-now-has-a-special-relationship-with-donald-trump-after-the-us-president-endorsed-the-group-on-twitter

Is it me getting feeble in my old age or is packaging getting ridiculously difficult. I had to do a quick lunch yesterday and the only place I could get to was the local co op, where I bought ste...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30818-packaging

The Jeremy Corbyn Annual 2018 contains a word search, crossword and the key components for a game of ‘pin the beard on the Jeremy’ The spoof book was created to cash in on Corbynmania this Ch...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30793-it-s-the-jezza-annual-the-perfect-gift-for-those-dreaming-of-a-red-christmas-as-corbyn-2018-book-is-released-complete-with-a-game-of-pin-the-beard-on-the-jeremy

Jim Bakker has had it with his critics.  The disgraced televangelist is demanding that “mean people in America” who make fun of him stop watching his show, which is essentially an infomercia...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30759-jim-bakker-says-god-will-punish-you-for-making-fun-of-him

Captain Birds Eye has secretly been demoted to a lieutenant, according to an eagle-eyed military historian. Paddy Stevenson reckons the frozen food mascot might have been ‘court marshalled’ a...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30684-captain-birdseye-not-real-captain

A man has been arrested by Sri Lankan customs authorities after being spotted attempting to smuggle, with "difficulty", close to a kilo of gold hidden in his rectum. The 45-year-old India-bound p...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30576-man-caught-with-kilo-of-gold-hidden-in-rectum-at-sri-lanka-airport

Muhammad al-Maghrabi, 41, shot dead with AK rifle in square in Sanaa, Yemen  Sentence was passed after he raped and murdered three-year-old Rana Almatari Loner, who was Rana's neighbour, snatch...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30417-i-smiled-as-he-was-pumped-full-of-bullets-father-watches-as-monster-who-raped-and-murdered-his-three-year-old-daughter-is-executed-by-machine-gun-in-yemen

When businessman Paul Edwards and his wife Hazel bought what they thought was their dream home, they were assured by the sellers that it had never flooded. So the couple were astonished when, les...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30488-rotten-swabs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4841788/Eid-al-Adha-festivalgoers-Bangladesh-sit-train-roofs.html

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30484-going-to-benefits-office-in-rotherham

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40646368 Is it out of hand now? The money could be spent on far better things IMHO. BUT, then again, if the fire brigade are awaiting a shout they may as we...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30392-fire-service-spending-millions-on-animal-rescue

Oh dear. It was laundry balls at dawn yesterday when television presenter Kirstie Allsopp suggested that it was unhygienic and frankly appalling, darlings, to have your washing machine in your ki...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30363-unhygienic-and-frankly-appalling-to-have-washing-machine-in-kitchen

ISIS has reportedly confirmed Abu Bakr al Baghdadi was killed in an air strike  Source told Iraqi media that ban on jihadis talking about his death has been lifted It is not the first time repor...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30359-isis-finally-admits-its-leader-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-is-dead-after-lifting-ban-on-jihadis-talking-about-his-death-in-an-airstrike

Lynn Siddons, 16 was strangled and then stabbed 43 times on April 3, 1978 before being dumped in bushes beside a canal in Barrow-on-Trent, Derbyshire  Lawyer Stephen Chittenden, 26, knew that hi...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30338-what-would-you-have-done-a-young-solicitor-knew-he-could-help-nail-a-killer-if-he-broke-client-confidentiality-stephen-made-his-choice-and-its-come-back-to-haunt-him-40-years-on

Video shows people fleeing from loos that appear to be skidding along the road Extraordinary scenes follow days of rainfall in the Russian capital Latest in a deluge of videos and photos detailin...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30312-on-the-loo-se-chaos-in-moscow-as-people-flee-from-out-of-control-portable-toilets-during-a-storm

Monalisa Perez shot Pedro Ruiz III, 22, on Monday according to police The pair posted pranks and video blogs on their YouTube channel  The victim's aunt said the pair hoped to go viral with a d...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30293-pregnant-woman-19-shot-her-boyfriend-dead-in-front-of-their-daughter-3-as-he-attempted-to-stop-a-50-caliber-bullet-with-a-book-he-was-holding-up-to-his-chest-in-bid-for-youtube-stardom-read-more

ISIS commanders have been killed after one of the group's suicide bombers blew himself up at a meeting following the terrorists' collapse in Mosul. The jihadi detonated explosives during a meet...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30282-isis-commanders-are-killed-when-one-of-the-group-s-suicide-bombers-blows-himself-up-at-a-meeting-following-the-group-s-collapse-in-mosul

Felix Wamala sued security company Tascor over its employees' use of force The escorts dragged him off a flight which was set to deport him to Uganda  Mr Justice Walker said that Mr Wamala's exp...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30270-drug-smuggler-wins-48000-damages-after-being-injured-in-attempt-to-deport-him-back-to-uganda

Forget the Loch Ness Monster or the mystery of the Himalayan yeti, the legend of the big cat of St Albans may have finally come closer to resolution. A stunned cabbie believes that he caught the ...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30249-is-this-the-mystery-big-cat-of-st-albans

Sick ISIS propagandists have called for more lone-wolf and vehicle attacks on the West in the final days of Ramadan. The pro-jihadi Nashir News Agency published an image showing a car running o...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30261-isis-group-urges-fanatics-to-carry-out-more-lone-wolf-and-vehicle-attacks-without-mercy-in-the-west-in-twisted-posters-showing-a-car-crushing-skulls

More than 1,000 officers involved in Manchester Arena bombing investigation  Detectives still unsure whether 22-year-old killer Salman Abedi had accomplices Police searching a landfill site for ...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30182-newly-released-photos-show-manchester-bomber-s-final-hours-and-a-barrel-he-stored-in-his-car-as-police-release-all-those-arrested-over-the-attack-without-charge

THE MAN WHO WOULD BE EMPEROR: WHAT CORBYN WOULD DO TO BRITAIN  Raise taxes to their highest ever peacetime levels Introduce Land Value Tax that could be triple council tax levels and cause a hou...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30142-the-man-who-would-be-emperor-what-corbyn-would-do-to-britain

Karrien Stevens, who runs the nursery, said staff member was stabbed  She told reporters that the woman, named only as Katie, was attacked from behind by the trio chanting 'Allah' and slashed wi...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30131-did-bbc-edit-out-allah

On Saturday night eight people were killed and at least 48 injured in terror attacks in London Bridge and Borough.  This is the country’s second terrorist attack in less than two weeks, follow...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30125-douglas-murray-blind-bovine-hope-will-get-us-nowhere-its-time-to-change-our-response-to-islamic-extremism

Terror group's fighters are tied up, blindfolded and shot in the head and their families' homes burned to the ground near Mosul The vigilante group has dubbed themselves the Hammam al-Alil Revolu...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30110-vigilante-revenge-against-isis

The 27-year-old Muslim extremist appeared in a TV documentary last year about British jihadis on Channel 4 He was caught on camera alongside two notorious preachers who were well known to police ...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30098-killer-who-was-filmed-in-regent-s-park-with-an-isis-flag-and-tried-to-radicalise-children-with-sweets-was-shopped-to-police-twice

Woman, 19, claims she was raped in her family home at gunpoint by her cousin She reported crime to tribal court, but it ruled she had intentionally seduced him Court, which included alleged rapis...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30072-woman-19-is-sentenced-to-death-by-stoning-for-adultery-after-she-was-raped-at-gunpoint-by-her-cousin-in-pakistan

Up to ten jihadi brides are believed to have left Syria for the UK since start of year A few of them have already returned and more could follow, it has been reported Some of the women said to ha...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30021-brainwashed-jihadi-brides-are-returning-to-the-streets-of-britain-as-their-isis-husbands-prepare-for-last-stand-in-iraq-and-syria

This stealing of coarse fish to eat by Poles has been rife on our island for some time now yet the police are not interested. Poles go to car boot sales and buy up fishing tackle cheap so 'if'...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t30002-poles-stealing-course-fish

Hamas has banned people walking dogs in Gaza in order to protect women and children.  The hardline Islamic group claims women and children feel scared when confronted by large dogs while strolli...

https://inaflap.forumotion.co.uk/t29988-islamist-militant-group-hamas-bans-dog-walking-in-gaza-to-protect-women-and-children-who-feel-scared-when-they-see-the-animals