Is cold-pressed juice higher for you than juice from a centrifugal juicer? Both sorts of machines enable you to manipulate the components in your juice, which is a step in the proper direction. ...
The purple flower and the tree stump are BFFs.
I am now a New Yorker enough to feel sad and nostalgic that the soulless corporate TGI Fridays has taken over this building from the soulless corporate vegan Zen Palate it was when I moved here i...
In case of apocalypse, break glass. (With axe.)
I’m getting really into these blurry, ghostlike flower photos. My cheap-ass camera refuses to focus around sunset, and this is the end result. But I think it’s starting to feel sort of like ...
This tree was pretty great. We took a short hike past the house, dodging cacti, and then through a wide open field of wild flowers. Stefan knows the name of lots of flowers and plants, and he i...
I WROTE A NEW TOWNIES COLUMN FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES. “When I broke up with my boyfriend almost four years ago, he started a blog about me. This was a reversal of our entire relationship. I ha...
The women’s bathroom wall, Book People, Austin, TX. (Where the nerds are.)
Dinner last night was a shrimp boil with sausages, potatoes, garlic, onions, and lime. Also we had corn. It was basically a celebration of nothing bad happening the entire day, which is as excel...
Look at this cactus.
Four things nobody is talking about in New Orleans: The new television show “Girls” Fiona Apple “Hunger Games” “Mad Men” They are talking about Trayvon Martin, though. And sometimes...
Found Captain Chris’s boat.
This is the just-released, completely awesome Grand Central Publishing Fall/Winter catalog cover, featuring: The Middlesteins in a Stephen Colbert-Rocco DiSpirito sandwich on a sled. Do y...
On the evening of February 20, I went to a reading hosted by Tao Lin featuring mostly young writers from his MuuMuu house collective. When I watched him and a half dozen of his friends on-stage,...
Found Captain Chris’s boat.
I wrote down a bunch of things Jonathan Franzen said at his reading at Tulane last night. Here is part of his response to a question about social networking: “It’s a free country. People can ...
In case you’re wondering how to write during the Trump era the answer is to punch it in the fucking throat until your fist goes straight through the other side.
I finished my seventh book, ALL THIS COULD BE YOURS, and sent it to my editor. I’ll be working on revisions of it probably through the end of the year. It will come out about a year from now,...
The only thing that is saving my life right now is the fact that I somehow managed to bang out a first draft of a book this summer. I did this by basically locking myself inside my house, which, ...