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We’re pleased to announce we’ll be playing MiniFest NYC on June 29th at @heavencanwaitnyc and hosted by @bridgingthemusic The event starts at 6PM, and we go on at 9, but please come early to...

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SURPRISE! SHOW NEXT SATURDAY! Come see us at @brooklynmusickitchen Saturday 4/23! We’ll be playing new songs and maybe even a surprise cover… You’ll have to come to find out! We go on at 9 ...

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Attention guests! Hotel Security will be joining @yenyorkcity on her podcast live on Twitch this Sunday 3/13/22 at 7PM EST! Join us for rockin’ tunes and our first band interview! Watch us live...

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Wondering what I’ve been up to the last few years? Check out my band, Hotel Security! This is the lyric video for our eponymous song, from our eponymous album, available now wherever you listen...

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New Muse song, new hot takes. Won’t Stand Down… It’s kind of a hot mess. I’m sorry. The heaviness is cool, but the intro and verses just do not gel with the rest of the song at all. T...

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cukeylord : > behold, the piece I used for my headerrr (done in gouache and > ballpoint pen) >  > Origin of Symmetry will most likely always be my favorite Muse > alb...

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kingofthehilltoday : > 

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Coming up on Plug In Baby’s 20th birthday. Here’s what it would sound like if it was 35…

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renedraws : > exactly, you dumb bitch. 

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purpleskiesandcherrypies : > southernsideofme > :  >  >>   >  > Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

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akairink : > Oh, we can’t win…  >  > *vanishes

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breezeinmonochromenight : > good evening this is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever > seen.

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finnwolfhards : > this is superior humor

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makichiha : > thecutestcatever > : >  >  >>  bikewheelr :  >>   >>>   socialist-tomfoolery >>>   : >>>    >>>    >>>>    notcuddles >>>>    : >>>>     >>>>  ...

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jreadhd : > 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? >  2. You talked to an ex today, correct? >  3. Have you taken someones virginity? >  4.�...

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Is tumblr dead now? I haven’t been on in a while and things don’t seem the same. Seems like nobody’s on here anymore. Is it because NSFW stuff got banned? (Please tell me yes; that’d pret...

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Kirby lowkey kinda thicc tho ngl

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Yo everyone, I’m still alive. Hoorayyyy. But I’m bored af, as we all have been during these strange times.  Back in the day I used to sometimes stream and play cards against humanity and s...

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Oh Tumblr, how I missed you

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magpiecake : > 

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