Skin Bronzer Africans and Asians around the world spend billions of dollars annually on skin bleaching creams and white people think, “How sad.” Get real, you orange-glowing hypocrites. Bronz...
Seinfeld References Don’t assume that because I’m a Jewish New Yorker I know what you’re talking about when you say, “It’s like when Jerry wore the puffy shirt!” and squeal with delig...
http://heebmagazine.com/urban-kvetch-seinfeld-references/9700
Fat Personal Trainers Is it too much to ask to be assigned a personal trainer who’s actually in shape? Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not really inspired to finish up my French curls when the ...
http://heebmagazine.com/urban-kvetch-fat-personal-trainers/9691
Pasadena If I got off on buying the same crewneck sweater in eight different colors at Talbots, this’d be heaven. I used to live within a mile of the beach and a 14-theater AMC; now I’ve got ...
Girls Who “Already Ate” I order a big hunk of lasagna and you get a house salad because you “already ate.” Excuse me? Either you’re a bitch for putting me through six different e-mail e...
http://heebmagazine.com/urban-kvetch-girls-who-already-ate/9685
On the television series Mad Men, Rachel Menken is a second-generation Manhattan merchant who gives her father’s department store an overhaul. In season one of the Eisenhower-era drama, which a...
It’s no coincidence that Samm Levine’s character on the fabulous but now defunct television series Freaks and Geeks was obsessed with the comedic masterwork of the Marx Brothers. Growing up a...
Blonde hair, blue eyes, a dreary post-industrial landscape—what more could a _Heeb_ reader ask for? Winona Barton-Ballentine shoots our sexiest fashion feature yet.
Camille Paglia has offended the greatest minds of her generation. Now the cultural critic is defending religion from its critics.
What shadowy figures warm the dinners and light the homes of Orthodox Jews on the Sabbath? Adam Bright delves into the world of the goys behind the curtain.
http://heebmagazine.com/the-secret-life-of-shabbos-goys-2/1120