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Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and … ...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/2057/people-jokes/sandy-was-drinking-at-a-pub/

Bob is a regular guy and he is out at a local bar one night having a good time. Jack, the bartender and owner of the bar, offered him another drink and as he did Bob spoke up. ‘Hey Jack, … C...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1364/bar-jokes/a-bet/

A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, “May I help you, sir?” The duck says, “Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass.” The post Help me get this human ...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/130/animal-jokes/duckman/

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges him 15 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays. After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders anot...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1798/restaurant-jokes/a-cheap-dinner/

Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity fin...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1739/blonde-jokes/not-stupid-blondes/

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throw...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1021/politician-jokes/international-beer-syndrome/

So this guy walks into a bar and says, “Gve me two beers.” The bartender obliges him. The guy looks into his wallet and says, “Give me two more beers.” So the bartender gives him two mor...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/632/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes/magic-beer/

There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes and they were chanting ”44 days! 44 days!” One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of ...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/272/blonde-jokes/44-days/

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff,sniff), an...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/806/animal-jokes/horse-identification/

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said,...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1993/bar-jokes/only-when-hes-drunk/

“Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains large traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weig...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1652/science-jokes/beer-and-female-hormones/

A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking girl and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it. When she to...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/637/people-jokes/naked-pole-vaulting/

A man comes home late one night, drunk. “Where have you been?” asks his wife. “In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!” This sounds ...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/567/people-jokes/golden-urinal/

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. “Maybe all I need is some fresh air,” thought the man as he crawled outside....

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/602/bar-jokes/you-left-your-wheelchair-at-the-bar-again/

Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts. The post Pantyhose appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes . Similar jokes in this blog: The pe...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1560/people-jokes/pantyhose/

A woman wearing a tank-top sits down at a bar and raises her hand to gain the bartender’s attention, exposing a tuft of underarm hair that had not seen a razor in months. The bartender, notici...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1982/people-jokes/i-just-love-the-ballet/

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds. “WOW!” was the response from everyo...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1648/office-jokes/texan-baby/

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it to you. The post Open a beer appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes . Similar jokes in this blog: A...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/594/restaurant-jokes/open-a-beer/

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ”Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then the lady answered, ”Excuse me, I think this is a �...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/229/people-jokes/pig-in-the-bar/

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, “Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.” “Thanks, says t...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/623/people-jokes/its-an-hour-fast/