A journalist and senior editor at National Public Radio has been suspended, leading to the astounding revelation that there was a journalist working at NPR. Uri Berliner, who has worked at the ta...
President Biden reportedly lashed out in anger at aides after they interrupted his beach vacation for the potential start of World War 3. "You interrupted my beach nap...for this?" screamed Biden...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a swift and decisive response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli targets over the weekend, President Joe Biden retaliated against Iran by attaching a note to the n...
With criticism mounting regarding the rate of inflation and the increased cost of basic necessities, the White House announced that inflation is actually doing great if you just hold the chart up...
A labrador retriever who failed to become a drug sniffing dog because he was overly friendly and playful has won hearts across Taiwan for his detection work in the aftermath of last week's 7.4-ma...
In a devastating blow for the defense, State Judge Juan Merchan has ordered Donald Trump to immediately cease noticing that the only people trying to put him in jail are Democrats. "Quiet you!" J...
4D Chess! Mar-a-Lago is now worth upwards of $500 million after former President Donald Trump announced he had hung up three paintings by renowned artist Hunter Biden. Trump held a special unveil...
The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too ...
After news broke that the bond amount in his fraud case had been lowered from $454 million to $175 million, former President Donald Trump announced he would pay the bond in its entirety with bags...
https://www.sott.net/article/490138-Trump-announces-he-will-pay-entire-NYC-bond-with-bags-of-nickels
The manual of the freedom-loving, democracy-admiring citizen, first edition*. Dear reader, I've noticed that you recently expressed some confusion about your opinions and we at American Majority ...
https://www.sott.net/article/490089-Manual-of-the-freedom-loving-democracy-admiring-American-citizen
Though the federal government made a generous offer to fly them to another city in the country to start a new life in the U.S., a group of illegal immigrants politely declined to receive a free f...
https://www.sott.net/article/489926-Illegal-immigrants-politely-decline-free-flight-on-a-Boeing
An attack by a cell belonging to a violent extremist group was averted last week, as terrorists decided against hijacking a plane after finding out it was made by Boeing. The hijacking, which was...
https://www.sott.net/article/489881-Terrorists-cancel-plane-hijack-after-realizing-its-a-Boeing
FOLLOWING the news that Boeing whistleblower and former-quality manager John Barnett died in mysterious circumstances, days after giving damaging evidence against Boeing in a lawsuit, share price...
White House staff explained the security fences erected around the U.S. Capitol have been put there to keep the President from wandering off the grounds while he's delivering the State Of The Uni...
In a stunning unanimous decision that dealt a shocking blow to democracy, the United States Supreme Court affirmed that people can vote for the candidate they want. The landmark ruling, issued ju...
The troops are offered bonuses for each piece of Western equipment they destroy. Russian soldiers have apparently recorded a video in which one of them mockingly thanks US President Joe Biden for...
https://www.sott.net/article/489477-Russian-soldier-thanks-Biden-for-sending-Abrams-tanks-to-Ukraine
Amid record-breaking illegal immigration at the southern border, President Biden arrived in Brownsville Texas to address his voters, who had crossed into the United States the previous night. "We...
https://www.sott.net/article/489395-Biden-arrives-at-border-to-address-his-voters
Word quickly spread throughout political circles today that President Joe Biden's son, Hunter, was consumed with jealousy after hearing Donald Trump, Jr. had received a mysterious envelope filled...
Local couple Marty and Shelly Cross have been officially charged with fraud after listing their home for $499,000 when it ultimately sold for slightly less. "The Cross family knowingly and willfu...
District Attorney Alvin Bragg is reportedly set to indict Trump this coming Tuesday for the removal of a mattress tag back in 1997. According to sources, new evidence was discovered in the mattre...
https://www.sott.net/article/489290-Trump-indicted-for-removing-mattress-tag-in-1997
The man overseeing the invasion and accelerating destruction of America announced today that the biggest threat facing America is, in fact, Donald Trump. "As war erupts across the globe and 7.2 m...
CITING the fact that being in a permanent state of existence, dating back long before he invented humanity, is quite boring God has confirmed that boredom got the better of him the other day when...
https://www.sott.net/article/489231-Bored-God-prays-to-local-man-for-a-change
AT&T customers were surprised to learn there was a network outage affecting most of the company's subscribers this Thursday. Customers noted that they are so accustomed to not having a functionin...
President Biden lashed out at critics who questioned his cognitive ability Thursday, telling reporters at the White House that he can't remember a single time when his memory failed him. "Don't y...
White House staffers have — à propos of no particular newsworthy event — decided to upgrade the security system surrounding America's nuclear arsenal. Specifically, they have locked the nucl...
After the shock of a Special Counsel report that characterized the President as mentally incompetent to stand trial, Biden has joined the growing chorus of voices in calling for the President to ...
https://www.sott.net/article/488816-Biden-calls-for-the-president-to-step-down
Journalists across the country expressed a combination of outrage and confusion after a video surfaced online of a journalist doing journalism. According to sources, the video, posted on social m...
https://www.sott.net/article/488717-Journalists-confused-by-journalist-doing-journalism
"I'M NOT sure anyone will believe the voodoo angle, Jane, but it's great you guys are thinking outside the box," Daily Mail editor Jeremy Waynes told his team at a crisis meeting held this aftern...
Organizers of the Presidential Groundhog Day Celebration report President Biden did, in fact, see his shadow after emerging from the West Wing late Tuesday Morning and immediately attempted to sh...
https://www.sott.net/article/488640-Joe-Biden-sees-shadow-attempts-to-shake-its-hand
President Biden expressed his support for African American history at a kick-off celebration for Black History Month by telling those gathered he believes black history is just as important as no...
As tensions between the federal government and 25 red states over securing the border continued to stoke fears of another Civil War, President Biden cleverly distracted a concerned American publi...
With the Biden administration challenging Texas' right to defend its own border, Governor Abbott has ordered razor wire placed around The Alamo in preparation for a final stand against the feds. ...
The six registered voters of tiny Dixville Notch in New Hampshire all cast their ballots for Nikki Haley at midnight on Tuesday, giving her a clean sweep over former President Donald Trump and al...
https://www.sott.net/article/488154-Nikki-Haley-sweeps-Dixville-Notchs-primary-winning-all-SIX-votes
After three years and countless hours of investigation, the mystery of the pipe bombs found on January 6th has been solved after a sticker was found on the pipe saying "Please Return To FBI". New...
At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the go...
Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built ...
The Justice Department has sued Texas over its new law outlawing illegal immigration, alleging that it is, in fact, against the law to pass a law requiring enforcement of the law. The move is onl...
The president shot back at what he called "Super Duper Ultra MAGA Turbo Titans" Monday as he claimed "you can't be pro-insurrection and pro-American" despite being the commander in chief of a nat...
In response to the growing outcry over tens of thousands of migrants illegally flooding into the United States, President Joe Biden deployed federal agents to the southern border to help block jo...
Facing critics over their 4-3 decision to remove Trump from the presidential ballot in 2024, Colorado's Supreme Court insisted it was a necessary step due to concerns the usual election rigging s...
US President Joe Biden is actually a secret Kremlin asset and he's being teleoperated by lost Soviet technology from an undisclosed location in Siberia - at least, according to a parody video pro...
Pierce County's District Attorney has opened prosecution against an eight-year-old boy who reportedly terrorized two burglars robbing his parents' mansion. The young boy by the name of Kevin McAl...
https://www.sott.net/article/487195-Soros-backed-DA-prosecutes-Illinois-boy-for-terrorizing-burglars
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https://www.sott.net/article/487190-Santa-Claus-shot-down-over-Israel-by-Iron-Dome
"I'm not so sure about the Child-Killing Murder Robot," Joe said after a sip of coffee while reading the morning paper. "What??" his wife Anne exclaimed, visibly shocked. "It's killed thousands o...
https://www.sott.net/article/487121-Anne-and-Joe-argue-about-the-Child-Killing-Murder-Robot
In a heroic effort to save American Democracy, the Colorado Supreme Court has voted to prevent residents of Colorado from voting for their preferred candidate. "I love democracy, and this is why ...
The Capitol janitorial service made the executive decision to deep clean the Congressional hearing rooms today with military-grade flamethrowers. "Lysol isn't going to cut it," said head of janit...
Fresh off the case of George Bailey, Clarence the Angel embarked on a new mission over the weekend to show California Governor Gavin Newsom what California could be like if he'd never been born. ...
A gingerbread house in California has received several offers after being listed on Zillow for a mere $1.9 million. "This charming, two-square-foot gingerbread home comes tastefully appointed and...
https://www.sott.net/article/486967-California-gingerbread-house-listed-on-Zillow-for-1-9-Million
THE EXCITEMENT was clear for all to the at the COP28 summit, as a landmark deal to transition away from fossil fuel was agreed, greeted by wild celebrations among oil rich Arab states who showere...
Hunter Biden is being charged on 9 counts of evading taxes on his international bribery schemes, according to an indictment filed in Los Angeles on Thursday. "The President's son made millions on...
https://www.sott.net/article/486734-Hunter-Biden-indicted-for-not-paying-taxes-on-his-bribes