So how do these things work? I just tell the world what's going on? Look at me, look at me?? Got up, went to work, logged onto Flaming Bails, did some work, posted some shit on Flaming Bails, ...
The other morning (*cough* early afternoon) I awoke to find, upon lethargically teasing the curtains back to confront the horrible, horrible daylight, a back garden strewn with cascading feathers...
Hey guys, i'm not sure how many people would be interested but i made this for myself and thought i'd share. Like many of you i visit FB while at work and am wary of people walking by looking at ...
https://flamingbails.forumotion.com/t15516-inconspicuous-bails
I got a present of a tin of Quality Street last Xmas and there were no orange creams in there. I emailed them to complain and I got sent 5 tins free!! Shortly afterwards I realised they'd just re...
https://flamingbails.forumotion.com/t13983-here-s-one-from-adolf-hucker
Sometimes, I cry for help. It doesn't come. I wonder if I should cry louder or maybe use different sniffling tones. Perhaps more whimpering, like a water vole with his tiny foot caught in a snare...
Words and shit. About 50-50.
https://flamingbails.forumotion.com/t12491-red-s-world-tour-blog
Mr Pickering, you are most welcome.
It couldn't punch its way out of a non-existent paper bag.
https://flamingbails.forumotion.com/t12549-some-blog-this-is
or whatever it says. Anyone clicked it?
https://flamingbails.forumotion.com/t12497-she-only-does-it-once-a-month-so-shes-sic-not-gay
Add your thoughts on the subtle or not-so-subtle art of schlong bashing and boatman diddling here.
https://flamingbails.forumotion.com/t12468-the-flaming-bails-flog