That is exceptionally kind of you!
Of course I did, Tumblr! What kind of a question’s that?! How better to celebrate gettting the thumbs-up from the eye hospital and a date for the retinal scan of my other eye prior to surgery? ...
Greetings, tumblr. I warn you this isn’t going to be much of a post for a whole raft of reasons:- It’s hotter than Satan’s buttcrack outside and, consequently, inside my un-airconditioned f...
I'll do my best. He certainly does his!
Thanks for the suggestion. I never even knew that! I've always avoided reddit because I've always thought of it as a hotbed of seething fatphobia. I will check it out forthwith!
Yo, tumblr. Some thoughts I’ve been having of late to accompany yet another variation of this Monki frock, from last year’s summer sale, if memory serves me correctly. What can I say? When ...
Yo, Tumblr! I have officially emerged from grading student work and, to celebrate, I wore this fantastic Collusion frock to my university’s Summer Show. I won’t lie; the moment it debuted on ...
Oh, Irregular Choice, you are killing me! Damn. I’ve just spent far too much money on footwear I NEEDED to be swayed by a Pikachu bag I’d like. *resolves to pretend I never saw them*
I used to think people who had their clothes tailored were rolling in it. Somehow the word always suggested Saville Row rather than that-nice-little-bloke-in-the-dry-cleaners-up-the-road-from-the...
So tardy these days, I know, Tumblr. I actually took these pics a fortnight ago; you know, when we had OMG! SPRING! for five minutes. It was so warm on one of those days that I went into the uni ...
Yo, Tumblr! Given that my previous attempt to capture the awesomeness of these trouserings resulted in grotty ‘n’ grainy, I decided to try again with (marginally) improved lighting conditions...
Hey, guess what, Tumblr? There’s been actual, honest-to-gosh LIGHT in my living room for 3 whole days. It’s still nippy out, obvs, and is likely to get infinitely nippier before spring. But i...
Well, Tumblr, it’s here, and 2021 better take care to avoid the door giving it’s arse an almightly thwack on the way out. Sooo, guess who had a Covid scare just before Christmas? Cockily I�...
Yo, Tumblr. I should have posted these weeks ago but I started to write a rant, (about the diet flogging numpty who recently caused a twitter shitstorm claiming if you can’t fit into the jeans ...
As you know, Tumblr, I’m not a fan of online shopping, though thanks to Covid, I’m a good deal better than I used to be. I blame the pre-internet catalogues of old. Everything I ever bought f...
Hi Tumblr! Since two days ago was allegedly The Last Day Of Summer, I thought I’d better get a move-on with my posts as I have a backlog of summer OOTDs not yet shared. Plus it’s been a while...
Many moons ago, when writing a novel, (yes, I finished it; no it isn’t published), and in search of colourful Lancastrian sayings for inclusion in a part set in Blackpool, I happened upon, “s...
Hold on to your hats, Tumblr, it’s a two-for-one trousers post! And also a brief mention of some uncharacteristically mature behaviour on my part: Quora and I are through. The sheer volume of f...
Hey, Tumbr, remember when I described one of my recently acquired Collusion Curve dresses as “Jane Austen goes cyberpunk”? Yeah, so this is that frock. Only, given that it’s taffeta and lur...
Do you ever wonder what goes on in the mind of the average fatphobe, Tumblr? I do. I spend a lot of time going head to head with the blighters on Quora. Not in any hope of changing their mindset,...