"ORGASM?....." "...Coming, mother"
When I was born, my parents had expected a boy, so they had no girl name picked. My name in the hospital was " baby girl (last name)." They kept it that way for months. My mom wanted to keep it t...
My dad doesn't pronounce it the same though. He speaks French and Haitian creole so he pronounces it eh-mee-on. You don't say the H...the R...and the E at the end. Rofl it's so weird.
"unwittingly"
Did he have friends with weird names? Blade, laser, blazer, Mie-chelle and Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky?
Awww shit, my mom always told me I was an indigo child. She seems so normal, but then the hippie crackpot starts leaking.
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ERMENGARDE!
They were addicted to freedom.
At least everyone knows how to pronounce it now. Edit: No one knows how to pronounce it now.
Cousins of pazazz and vajazzle?
Mocks the name Dikshit Unwittingly calls himself Skat in Brad
Missed opportunity for a kid named Waltermelon Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Well researched. Nice work
> one-issue platform Don't leave us hanging, what was his platform? Abortion right?
There is no other way to read it.
You know... just a guess here, but there's actually a Bible verse (Matthew 22:42) where Jesus asks the Pharisees what they believe about the Messiah -- and one of the things he asks them is "whos...
I was like "Damn, these Utah girls really have like only 2 different faces"
Plus one to children being cruel. You gotta be be as clever as the grade schoolers before you name your kid. Anything can be turned against you. The key is to pick something that would get old fa...
I was waaaay further into it than I should have been before I realized they were the same two women over and over again.
People usually think of sterotypical black names as terrible, I'm a supporter of trashy and super suburban white names as equally obnoxious as D'Brickashaw.
The dramatic reading of this is even better.
You don't look like a social worker
I know a rakshit. What's funny is I tried to elongate the "I" so I didn't say "shit".
My husband claims that an acquaintance of his in uni changed his name to Marijuana Legalize (so it showed up on the voting register as Legalize Marijuana) and went into local politics on a pretty...
When my dog was a puppy my husband used to joke about putting him out with the garbage, which the dog loved because he knew he'd get to come out with us when we brought the garbage to the street....
That was delightful. I love how the one girl's hair kept getting crazier, like Gene Wilder's in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Sounds like the name of a fallen angel. Azazel, Azael and Hellzel.
Wouldn't it also be Mohammed Ibn Mohammed Ibn Mohammed rather than Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed?
To those lucky people who have not yet had the pleasure / mispleasure to read it .
Last name Frey by any chance?
She's Lakynn some common sense.
I've met a sakshit.
I'll just leave this here: Utah Names Edit to add: Oh look! A boy version.
We will divide into two units, Moon Unit Alpha, and Moon Unit Zappa
If I had to guess, I imagine it's spelled Wunderlich. It's German and that name is fantastic. Dick Wunderlich, gotta love his parents.
"Orgasm" -As the daughter of a Labor and Delivery nurse, I've heard an abundance of terrible baby names, but I'd have to say this is by far the worst! Sadly, I'm not kidding.
Had to call a client up to the front via intercom, his name was Ho Seok Bang. My coworkers thought I was fucking around, calling "HO SUCK BANG, your car is ready HO SUCK BANG." The service manage...
I'm saying like too much in my head, the word and name are losing meaning.
I have seen Hardik
That's so cutesie I expect them to be characters on a Disney Junior show. Imagine being an actual adult with any of those names.
Did their mom insist they were "indigo children?"
Nicolas Cage's son is Kal-el.
I have 3 dogs. one of them causes so much trouble he no responds to "shithead" and not his real name of Tiger.
I would shorten happiness to penis if I knew this kid...
From light to dark.
Is it because the parents finished rehab?
To my future grandchildren, who are investigating my old posts to find answers: This is why I named my first son Dikshit.
I think I, like, 'like like' Like.
No, my son is also named Bort
With their yellow hands and brown noses.
I've seen akshit too. I'm Indian but seeing those names makes me feel bad for those kids.
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I never thought I would hear anything more ridiculous than Jamie Oliver's kids (Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Petal Blossom Rainbow, Buddy Bear Maurice), but here we are.
I like that she included different races.
God dammit A-e-rron
Is that Kelly Kapoor's daughter?
> "Hi, I'm I'munique." . . . you sure are.
Son, this world is rough. If a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough. In a world where you must be prepared to go against what is wrong. Rage is not the name that will help to make you s...
I like to think someone helped pull pud out EDIT: He became so successful. Pud could run for president next year and then all of America could be "Pulling for Pud"!
Third base
When they're together, they are 3007.
Kevin Smith's daughter is named Harley Quinn Smith.
If that's the case, then who's Special?
I don't know, I just said Peace Orgi out loud like, a bunch of times, and it sounded pretty cool
Well my name is Hermione. I was named before Harry Potter, but of course kids don't understand that. You don't know how many "3 points for Gryffindor" i've heard after my name was called.
Should've named him Soda.
Goddamn Spinnakers!
The thing I like about this one is that it's like they're naming the children in such a way as to revamp the mental image of the last name. Robert Orgi is just going to hear "Haha, your last name...
I know siblings named Justice, Liberty, and Star. There's a fourth sibling who got a regular name though, not sure why.
The teller at my bank is named Thermopylae. She had no idea, just that her mom liked it. (edit) I also taught a kid named Boy Boy. No, his middle name wasn't Boy. His first name was both. (and ...
My neighbors kid. Same
And girls discusssing if one of them have a crush. "Do you like Like?" "Well, I like Like, but I don't know if I like like Like."
if he ever gives up in life, he is rage quit
Entire family named Walter-something. Sisters Walterneak, Walternia, I think there's a third but I don't remember what her awful Walter-ending was. and then brothers Walter II and Walter III. ...
I know a little girl named Abstinence. I predict she will be pregnant by 16. Edit: I remembered another one. There was a teacher at my high school named Dick Wonderlick. I'm not sure about the ...
> Ebony makes me think of "Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way".
Made an account because I actually have a pretty good one for this topic: I worked and lived in rural Zambia in 2013. One of the former OVC's (Orphans and vulnerable youth) in my area who had g...
An acquaintance of mine once changed their name by deed poll to Sydney Harbourbridge for charity. He then kept it for several years.
Fistandantilus is an awesome name. Dalamar was a twat.
Nah, Brilliant's his cousin.
My former step sister named her kid "Mazen" because it was 'mazen when he was born...very trashy
I smell a mental hospital in this kids future
Still better than "A-a-ron"
Like, so upsetting
All those terrible white people names. Nothing like naming your child "shithead" or something, but pretty revolting regardless.
The Dragonlance is strong with the parents of Dalamar Fistandantilus.
Okay. Honestly, how is Moon Unit Zappa a bad name?
ER MAN GERD, LERVE CHERLD ER MAN GERD GERLD
there's a family in my school district that names like that too. The only ones i can remember right now are Peace and Happiness. The kicker? the last name is Orgi, pronounced Orgy.
"Tim?" "here." "Rhonda?" "present." "Asshole?" "....." pin drops
Now that's fucked up.
Pud This kid was maybe 12, no one knew his real name. I asked his mom how he got the name 'Pud', and she said 'That's not his real name, but he was always 'pullin his pud' as a baby, so it just...
Relatively common in Venezuela.
My sister had a friend with the same name! Guess they're not unique after all... Edit: yeah maybe they're the same person, you're all very original!! Sorry guys, I don't live in north Florida, ...
Ah that Jammy would cracked me up. Then I felt sort of sorry for both the kid and the parents
ok, this isn't a child but, I met a guy called Willy Drips once (willy is slang for penis, I don't know if its an Irish thing so I explained it anyway)
After that kid grows up to be a player, he'll be all the Rage. If he grows up to be a programmer, he'll be Rage Against the Machine. If he is simply a partier, he'll be Rage Cage. I think it'...
Dikshit is a very common Hindi name.
Marvellous is brilliant. Not that I'd name my kid that.
I knew a Blade at school. He was an asshole
Last name Bubbles?
Not terrible in my opinion but coworkers' name is justice. Feel awesome when I call her in the intercom, "attention all associates, justice to the front, justice to the front. "
It's a movie, people; not an instruction manual!
Just imagine the substitute taking attendance.
Frank Zappa's kids are named Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva Muffin, and Ahmet. Edit: Thanks for the upvotes, coming back to see this many helped brighten my really shitty weekend a little bit.
One kid was named Christmas and another kid was named Ice Man. Their parents were screwed up.
It costs like £30 to legally change your name in the UK. My mate did it as a joke
"Seven"? Yeah, I guess I can see it: seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches per beating and eventually seven years to life.
Met a young couple once with 3 kids named Messiah, Allah, and Deitora. Deitora. You know, like "deities"
Is his middle name Kai?
> Jammy COME ON *AND SLAMMY! AND WELCOME TO THE JAMMY! _ EDIT:WELL,HOO-HOO-HAH.Thankyouverymuch,generousbenefactor!
I knew a guy in high school, kind of a loner who lived down the street, who got a 15 year old girl pregnant when he was 22. They named the kid Logan Wolverine because the guy's favorite comic bo...
This sounds like something J-Roc from Trailer Park Boys would say.
so'unique. first baby born in 2014.
So...Seven 3000?
I knew a very young couple who named their daughter Heaven Lee.
Love-child Ermengarde. The parents were hippies, but still wanted to include the mother's grandmother's name.
I work at a bank in North Florida and have been keeping a list of names I come across. My favorite so far is definitely "I'munique." It was on her ID and everything.
How the fuck did they decide that Ashole was a reasonable compromise in that situation? Ash-oh-lee? Is that what they were going for? 'Cause they got Ash-Hole instead.
When I was a teacher in Africa, one of my students was a boy named Mor'a'mang, which literally means "whose son is this?" even the locals around me sounded bizarre. Edit: even to the locals aro...
I pronounced it in my head as ash-hole
I've heard a few: Ebony - not unusual but funny considering the kid is actually albino. Lance - again not unusual, but his surname is Cape. Jammy - kids parents thought this was the correct spe...
Someone I know of named their son Cobra.
Revlon. Yes, like the cosmetics company. This was a boy.
My wife went to school with Shanda Loehr (pronounced "Leer") and Candace Barr. I once knew a guy that named his son Dalamar Fistandantilus. I'm going to change his last name for privacy reaso...
Hellzel. According to her, her mother liked Hazel but her dad was a biker and loved hells angels, so they came up with this mess.
Some years ago, I ran in to an ex boyfriend at the gas station with his new girlfriend, her little boy in the back seat. His name was Rage.
Back in the 90's a Christian family in my town wanted to name their child Ashley, but wanted a unique spelling. Without thinking, they spelled it Ashole, and of course that is just one letter off...
He goes by Presha because he's under a lot of it.
Britney Shakira Beyonce, and they would call her by the full name every time. Why? Because they were trashy peoples.
seinfeld fans?
oh my GOD what fun. "like, go to your room!" "like, can't you help us out with these dishes?" "i don't know, like, i just don't think you should stay out on a school night." oh my god he'd be s...
Andre 3000's kid was in my class and his name is seven as well haha
This is why people should get one free name change at 18.
Knew a kid named Junior. Not like he and his dad shared a name. He was just named Junior.
My brothers name is Boston and sisters name is Seven.
A few years ago I heard of this very young couple who just had a baby and they were so obsessed with Facebook that they decided to name their child 'Like' after the like function on Facebook.
DEPRESHAUN deh-pruh-SHAHN He said his drunk aunt was entrusted with naming him, but given his socioeconomic background he had a 98% chance of walking away with a unique name no matter who pick...
Spinnaker. No idea why, was at the playground with my own kids and there was this kids mom shouting, "Spinnaker" at him the whole time.
Kaizyle. Mom liked the name Paisley, but it was too "normal" I guess so she went with that disaster. -_- Edit: the name rhymes with Paisley. So Kays-lee