Email to hire me to gitcha bounty, ask advice, or go on a
datebilly@theknucklesammich.com Hi, my name is Billy, and I’m a
bounty hunter and all around badass. I used to be a pro wrassler,
‘til I killed that man in the ring. It was the 1990’s, and they
had that NAFTA shit, and the Mexicans took my fucking job. So, now I
use my talents as a bounty hunter. I love it. Stakeouts give me time
to get caught up on my Faulkner and Twain, I’m always meeting new
people, and I figure some day I can get me a big score and buy me a
Winnebago and live down to the KOA camp ground and pursue my real
dreams of being a professional demolition derby driver. I like long
walks on the beach, Woody Allen movies, cooking, and poontang. Any
girls wanna email me for a date, feel free. I’m totally CGF (Chunky
Girl Friendly), so don’t be intimidated by my good looks. I have an
extensive collection of Disney animated films and always got a pack or
two of bacon in the freezer. Oh, and skinny girls, I’m happy to hang
out with you, too. You’re way cheaper on the dinner budget. I’m a
helluva shef. You can find some of my recipes on here. Like my Master
Lucha Club Samwich or my Chocolate Fuck Cake. (I call it that, because
it’s THAT good.) I’m currently in production on my own online
television movie show with videos here on this site. So kids,
remember, anytime that big old world out there gets you down, just
think, “If Billy could make it big, something could happen to me
too!” I’d like to thank my cousin Erik Dale Lundy for doing all
this computer shit and filming my show! Twitter Go to cousin Erik
Dale’s Website too
