Dear asshole neighbor – Here’s the deal: I hate people who don’t pick up after their dogs. I probably hate them as much, or more, than you do. However, the fact that I’m walking a dog doe...
Those of you who use Netflix Profiles know that two weeks ago they were planning on unceremoniously removing the Profiles in September. On Thursday, June 19, at the very end of the day, Netflix s...
http://www.airynothing.com/2008/06/on-why-im-still-leaving-netflix/
Most commercials are merely annoying, very few entertaining, but lately I’ve been hearing (on the radio) and seeing some creepy commercials. Here’s a few of them: Lasik commercial – There�...
Imagine that you are driving on the beltway with your child snugly cinched in their car seat (or in their seatbelt, if they happen to be over the car-seat weight and height limit). Suddenly, your...
When setting up the DVR so I can try out a new show, just set it to record all instances of that show instead of just the first one. Why? ‘Cuz there just might be a two-hour premier, which the ...
Is there some beauty advice floating around that if you have thin lips, just put lipstick where you want your lips to be, and it’ll look great? Well, if there is, cut it out. It looks ridiculou...
In Norway, the head of one of the political parties is all up-in-arms that schoolboys have to sit to pee (Urination will go to committee) “It is a human right not to have to sit down like a gir...
http://www.airynothing.com/2006/10/sitting-to-pee-is-clearly-fiddling-with-gods-work/
“Pro-Family” groups* are upset** with the American Library Association for Banned Books Week: “What people need to understand is that this is the American Library Association’s way of try...
Let’s just say I don’t dress up. At least not often, and usually when I “dress up”, it’s not business dress-up, but a more casual skirt and top or slacks and top. Today, for our visits ...
I’ve been a customer of Lane Bryant for more than 15 years. In all that time, one thing has really bugged me about buying clothes at their stores. Every time I check out, I am pestered by the c...
http://www.airynothing.com/2006/07/today-is-not-the-day-to-fuck-with-me/