This is John’s guilty pleasure song but you didn’t hear that from me
sherlock’s favorite song is “talk dirty"
i’m back bitches
IF JOHN GETS A NEW BED, I HOPE IT’S A REALLY ANNOYING BITCH WHO HAS SPRINGS THAT SQUEAK MINE DON’T SQUEAK WHICH IS A BLOODY MIRACLE CONSIDERING SOME THINGS
JOHN IS THREATENING TO REPLACE ME OH MY GOD I HEARD HIM THIS MORNING HIM AND SHERLOCK WERE STANDING IN THE DOORWAY AND JOHN WAS LIKE “I think I’m gonna need a new bed now that i’ll be m...
thank u john watson's bed u r the most underappreciated element of this show
you bet your ass i do i mean damn that boy is fine and John thinks so too
i’ve seen John’s scar and you haven’t how does that make you feel?
So John has been here for a few nights And yo he is married but him and sherlock are still having sex i don’t understand
idk man sherlock's bed has it rough yanno
both of them i mean god damn they roll around non stop until one of them is pinned
who the fuck is bodybuild tootlesnoot and why does he look so much like Sherlock i am concerned
i’m doing this to exploit your secrets since you left me to go to Mary’s and sleep on her bed and let me tell you i’ve heard her bed is a fucking bitch okay
No you wouldn't trust me i may see some hot things but there is nothing hot about a fairly attractive man (sometimes 2 if you catch my drift) having sex on top of you
John, id say fuck you but I can see and hear that Sherlock is doing a perfectly good job already
from the noises I’m hearing I can deduce that Sherlock gives the best head in London like damn John calm the fuck down
Update: Sherlock is really noisy during sex
depends tbh
you think Sherlock is going to move me? Ha! The chair was one thing, which by the way he moved into his room
he watches those fake talk shows where people fight over who the father of their baby is and stuff