Ok, said the prospective buyer I will probably buy this farm. But there, by the fence, those beehives: isn't that dangerous with bees?" "No," said the farmer, "they're completely harmless. I be...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bqkmjy/buying_property_in_the_countryside/
The only reason you daddy was attracted to her was gravity. submitted by /u/Mahote
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bqj9lx/yo_mommas_so_fat/
James comes home from work and finds his wife in the master bedroom standing naked in front of a full length mirror intently looking at her reflection. “Clara, what the hell is going on and w...
you will be mist. submitted by /u/Legitimate_Otaku7082
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bqg7hb/rip_boiling_water/
Slackov submitted by /u/GW2RNGR
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bqfi5h/what_was_the_lazy_russian_mans_name/
He didn't. Jesus rode the cross. submitted by /u/RowanFoxfire
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bqb8ln/why_did_jesus_cross_the_road/
he drove his parents from the hospital. submitted by /u/MudakMudakov
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bqb2fc/when_chuck_norris_was_born/
Because you can have your cake and eat it too. submitted by /u/hearsdemons
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bqaz2g/why_should_you_date_women_with_big_asses/
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”. submitted by /u/mrwawe01
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq984b/i_got_fired_from_my_job_because_i_kept_asking_my/
Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew! submitted by /u/Micotu
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq7us5/what_did_the_laser_gun_say_when_it_walked_into/
So this man applies to be an acrobat. During the job interview, the boss says “so you wanna be an acrobat. How flexible are you?” The man responds “I can’t work Tuesdays.” submitted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq7jgk/my_favorite_joke_ever/
He's a tad pole submitted by /u/ISt0leY0urT0ast
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq6dli/my_frog_has_easterneuropean_ancestory/
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, an...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq52a2/to_be_8_again/
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq4hes/three_engineers_and_three_accountants_are/
A few years back the head writer for a global greeting card company passed away. The company decided to search the globe for a replacement. After months of screening, the list was narrowed down t...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq48p3/my_dads_favorite_joke/
She hit the ceiling! submitted by /u/DeadlyMaelstrom711
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq3yob/my_wife_just_found_out_i_replaced_our_bed_with_a/
I said, “Sorry, I can’t change. It’s what it’s.” submitted by /u/porichoygupto
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq3n1h/my_wife_is_mad_at_me_because_i_use_unnecessary/
It’s Alt-write now. submitted by /u/Disguspitated
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bq265s/grammar_nazi_is_an_offensive_term/
Tulips on your organ! submitted by /u/dirtybird971
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bpz3oc/whats_better_than_roses_on_a_piano/
The stustustudio submitted by /u/TonyClifton323
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bpy5u8/where_does_phil_collins_record_his_music/
Dave loved tractors. And by loved, I mean REALLY loved. He owned loads of tractors, he was subscribed to all the tractor magazines, he had posters of tractors all over his walls and he spent all ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bprnbx/dave_loved_tractors/
...but it was a total blur. submitted by /u/Cookie3nCream
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bppntv/i_once_hooked_up_with_a_japanese_porn_star/
The sound they make when you're nailing them. Happy Easter you filthy degenerates. submitted by /u/Cookie3nCream
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bppm8h/whats_the_difference_between_a_prostitute_and/
A whole shebang. submitted by /u/BigMartin58
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bpm39z/what_do_you_call_a_lesbian_orgy/
when us guys do it, it's gay all of a sudden submitted by /u/Nostalgic-Banter
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1bphh5r/when_women_sleep_with_a_ton_of_dudes_shes/