beware: self-doubt and stupid jokes ahead

yummy-tummy-time : > 

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pisshandkerchief : > pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. “do you want > sex?” if I wanted to have sex do you really think I’d be > watching d...

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a-shooting-starmie : > pitbolshevik > : >  >  >>  pitbolshevik >>  : >>   >>   >>>   mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally >>>   efficient ...

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easterndaylighttime : > I love when I’m on the wikipedia page for a species and it says > “least concern”. one less thing to worry about 👍

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peggyhill58 : > johngreen58 > : >  >  >>  walterwhite58 >>  : >>   >>   >>>   I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao >>   >>  I hope Hank doe...

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dayrlbiggins : > you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan > turing died for nothing

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remanedur : > 

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classichorrorblog : > 

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memorycycle : > pointnclick > : >  >  >>  if i was a bug i would find you every lifetime just to die in your >>  drink >  > horniest post on this app

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warcrimesimulator : > love seeing photos of wild animals that are native to where i live > because it’s like hey i know that guy

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I’m still fighting for invertebrate equality

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I’m in her DMs writing Hallmark cards

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ALL SHE WANNA DO S C MY JOHNSON

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supermariomamafucker : >  im just coolin stayin in my lane. im making my moves in silence

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Proceed at Your Own Risk. (was marmarrand) LOADS AND LOADS OF FANDOMS! supernatural - doctor who - sherlock - the walking dead - ouran highschool host club - attack on titan - dan and phil - markiplier - jacksepticeye ~ and more! ~

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testosteronefag : > 

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JUST FINISHED STAR TREK TNG S2 E16 Why is Q such a needy little bitch all he does is get bored and put the Enterprise in a situation where Picard has to say “I need you, Q.” His obsession w...

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hustlerose : > garfieldsbones > : >  >  >>  hustlerose >>  : >>   >>   >>>   i can teach you >>   >>  t-teach me.. what??

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memewhore : > 

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icosa : > Took a trip to the aquarium this weekend 💕

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