Funny movie quotes from Smart Alecks – the East Side Kids gets involved with capturing a criminal, who later escapes … Capt. Bronson: Danny, you have not only displayed bravery in making poss...
Funny movie quotes from Three Broadway Girls (1932) starring Joan Blondell, Madge Evans, Ina Claire Three Broadway Girls – a comedy about a trio of money hungry women who all have sugar daddie...
Funny movie quotes Mystery of the Wax Museum – a very serious horror film with lots of very funny comedy banter! Florence: Listen, Joan Gale’s body was swiped from the morgue, have you ever h...
In The Boogie Man Will Get You, mad scientist Boris Karloff sells his colonial house to Winnie, frustrating banker Peter Lorre. But he’s been experimenting on traveling salesmen — whose corp...
Funny movie quotes about aging – enjoy! Elderly bellhop: Were you ringing? Hotel Manager (Robert Woolsey): No, I was tolling. I thought you were dead. — Hook, Line and Sinker (1930) At a ...
A guy is skydiving. He pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He pulls the reserve and nothing happens. He is beginning to panic when he notices a guy coming up towards him at an alarming rate. H...
Funny movie quotes from Never Wave at a WAC – a buddy comedy about two mismatched ladies who become best friends in the Women’s Army Corps (WAC). One’s a self-centered, entitled Senator’s...
Funny movies quotes from Pick a Star – a Jack Haley/Patsy Kelly romantic comedy. Laurel and Hardy, and several other Hal Roach Studio actors, make short appearances. Rinaldo Lopez: Do you mind...
Funny movie quotes from Pinocchio (1976) starring Danny Kaye, Sandy Duncan Pinocchio: How much did that book cost?Geppetto: That’s none of you business.Pinocchio: Papa how did you pay for that...
Typically, the carvings on a grave marker give the deceased’s name, birth date, and death date. But sometimes they leave a funny tombstone message as well! Celebrity Tombstones Fictional From t...