Dinosaur Comics!

the paradox is, civilization is composed of many puppies

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YOU KNOW JUST GETTING THE KID UP TO SPEED AND ALL THAT / IT ACTUALLY GETS PRETTY CONFUSING UP HERE WHEN PEOPLE USE HIS NAME AS A GENERIC RHETORICAL INTENSIFIER SO IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON THAT HO...

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even vats have been affected.  time was, you could fall into a vat of anything and get powers.  these days vats just aren’t what they used to be, credible origin-wise

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being publicly embarrassed supersizes my suffering so i must request that everyone knock it off

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HE WAS JUST TRYING TO REACH OUT AND CONNECT WITH ME BY TRYING HIS BEST TO FEIGN A SHARED INTEREST!  unforgivable

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so for writing this comic I DID SOME RESEARCH and it turns out the “batusi” dance that Batman does in the 60s show is actually a gag on a then-popular dance called the Watusi!  this is a sca...

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batman: world’s finest moral philosopher

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when the earth is swallowed by the sun nobody will know that I spent some time full-on being sad.  they will never know that for several minutes i was just raw dogging malaise over here

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and don’t get me started about our ORBITAL POSITION, folks. they call where we are the ‘goldilocks zone’ as if to make fun of their OWN explanation that earth just happens to be “not to c...

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To die stupid, to sleep stupid; To sleep, perchance to dream stupid - ay, there’s the rub: For in that stupid sleep of death what stupid dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this stupid m...

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hesternal means “of or pertaining to yesterday” and long-time dino comics readers already know and love and use “nudiustertian”, meaning “the day before yesterday”.  you can tell a l...

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please rest assured that your genitals are neato too.  you can AND MUST make your way through the world with the confidence of someone with Neato Genitals Energy

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stop, you fool!  you’re building a world far too quickly and far too awesome!  no narrative will ever live up to it!!

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i flipped to the end of the book of life, so uh, SPOILERS

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be it resolved that #2 to #10 is all the different parts of the sex bits

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imagine having a bunch of organs but one of them can get depressed.  for many today, this is no mere hypothetical

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as far as last words go “SHEESH!” is an all-timer: appropriate in every circumstance yet still infused with relatable humility and charm; the final bon mot of the true connoisseur

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moderation is MODERATELY boring

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see, there’s your problem: sherlock holmes is just a single ordinary man with the strength of just one single ordinary man

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forget going bankrupt slowly at first and then all at once: the best bankruptcies happen mid-sentence

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