CHARLIE Dimmock has said she has no regrets about an affair in 2001. Fair enough, but was her tabloid-boosted sex appeal at the time actually a bit weird? Here are some more questionable fantasy ...
‘WELSH songbird’ Charlotte Church has announced she is no longer a millionaire. Clearly growing up was a poor career choice that should have been avoided, as she and these other celebs discov...
A BARMAN at a London club has just found out the five pissed women he watched howl their way through a song was in fact a momentous 90s reunion.
THE children of two of The Beatles have released a terrible, insipid single together. Which other nepo-babies are busily ruining their parents’ good names?
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VIEWERS are divided over the latest series of Masterchef, in which judge Greg Wallace assesses dishes after having sexual intercourse with them.
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RIGHT now they’re sexy, dangerous and beloved by the youth. In less than 30 years they’ll be exploiting it to appeal to a middle-aged Radio 2 audience.
CAN you imagine the famously gobby John Lennon if he had been let loose on Twitter? Here are more dead celebs who would have trashed their legacy by now if they were still with us.
THE extended Beckham family all sleep together head-to-toe in an enormous bed, it has been revealed.
AN anguished nation, shocked that both King Charles and the Princess of Wales are battling cancer, is searching for any way to blame Harry and Meghan.
DO you want to know who Sydney Sweeney is for reasons besides the two obvious ones? Now you can chat about her non-pervily, thanks to this guide.
YOU can’t have a relationship without respect, so I treat my pseudo-wife Bianca with the same respect I have for a genius like myself, or Hitler. Here’s my advice on respecting your partner.
IT’S about time there was a film about me, so I can’t wait to see Scoop with Gillian Anderson. It’s bound to be a hit, so why not turn it into a franchise? Here are my plans for the ‘An...
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NOTHING compares to the sense of freedom you get from leaving magistrates’ court having narrowly avoided a driving ban or prison. As a keen driver, here's my advice for fellow touring enthusias...
The winner of a Daily Mash mug in our caption competition is Phil Darnowsky with: “Right, now I tilt my head back and you try and throw the kitten in.” Many thanks to all the other entries an...
THE Princess of Wales has been sighted by two witnesses who were allowed to recount the encounter before being led away by Special Branch.