TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA NOSES

                                         Think different. About noses.

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The mission of this blog was always simple: shine a spotlight on God’s noses. Noses are an...

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Spotted: Chuck Bass and a certain red bandana’d crime fighter, giving equally underpant-melting looks to camera. XOXO Noah Bell

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The hearing of a wolverine. A turtle’s sense of smell. 4rea51

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Donatello Mifflin, bitch. benjiwaa

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Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, outraged over Parliament’s rejection of his “Pizza Party for Peace” act. Parliament reportedly also rejected his idea that “we should all go to O...

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The theory of relativity is really quite simple. Question my theories, and I’ll kill your relatives. regadzetell

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His katana may be old. But by the looks of things, it’s still sharp. cherieisthinking

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500 Days of Bummer, Dude mayanrocks

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Me? I’m just gonna kill my dad and uncle, then try to hump Nala in the elephant graveyard.   Shoelaceandshoestring

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Ninjas don’t get caught. Lebowski

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God. He can even make a ninja turtle awkward. Austin Door

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Yes, this ninja nose is kinda wonky. And yes, it kinda looks like him. tad

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Meet “Awesome” and “Righteous.” Regad Zetell

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This ninja nose has the unique ability to look this way, while you look that way. Zack Stadel

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He seems kind of one note. And that’s coming from a blog that does nothing but ninja noses. bostoncparty

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All hyperbole aside, if these two were on the same ticket, they’d be tough to beat come November. emilyebennett

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She says everyone’s welcome. I say they’re not… lowlevelninja

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Two men fighting for an election. And the turtle forced to choose which is cuter. therightandwrongway

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Hahahahaha, nooo. I haven’t thought about Anne Heche since I took her to the Castro, severed her achilles, and left her for dead. Jeff Gordon

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