I’m a regular accountant during the day But a post-abstract photographer at night I got a big camera which scares all the birds I know shit ’bout the physics of light I’m a beautiful, sexy ...
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2012/06/08/the-false-prophets-anonymous/
One Goan morning You wake up yawning All on a monsoonal day. The Sun is a-shining Making silver lining Behind the dark clouds that stray. There’ll always be hope As long as you have soap Just w...
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/as-dark-clouds-race-across-the-goan-sky/
Chicken soup is good, In a bowl and for your soul. Vegetarian? Tsk!
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/haiku-2-chicken-soup/
I see dull people. Not in my dreams. While I’m awake. Dull people like… walking around like regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know...
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/for-those-who-dont-know-i-have-a-sixth-sense/
Here I sit with a blank look, ’Cause some bastard won’t publish my book. How much longer do I buzz and tweet, ’Til I’m an author living on the street?
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/verse-1-the-blank-look/
Give me some more food. It’s not that I’m a glutton, I just like to eat.
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/haiku-1-food/
According to recent statistics: Life is all about getting a fucking MBA. Anything else is a waste of time.
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/for-those-who-dont-know-what-to-do-with-life/
A corollary of Murphy’s Law (for men): The number of condoms you carry in your wallet is inversely proportional to the probability of you getting laid.
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/for-those-guys-trying-to-get-lucky/
(Here’s one for the geeks.) Newton: I postulate that the apple fell because of gravity. Einstein: I postulate that your I.Q., too, fell a few points because of gravity.
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/for-those-who-are-geeks/
“I saw. I came. I concur it’s good porn.” ~ P. Ping Tom
https://chimeraobscura.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/for-those-who-cant-critique-pornography/