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Looking at you, Noem, who unbelievably doubles-down slaughtering her puppy Cricket in a gravel pit by citing state law at us: “I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old sto...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/28/bad-signs-cont-1217/

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https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/27/great-memes-cont-8/

Just sayin’

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/27/not-all-heroes-wear-capes/

H/T my friend @Cgarrish on the socials for finding this: Bet me that this is another litmus test in order to get the nomination, just like declaring fealty to Hair Füror.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/27/its-official-gop-opposes-democracy/

I really hope that this is the guard shack at Big Igloo.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/26/great-architecture/

Lord Damp Nut took his one day off from his criminal trial to play golf: He’s gotta get that exercise that Jesse Watters demands, and you know, he needs to keep his game up if he’s going to m...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/26/fore-8/

Christina Bobb —who was just elected to be the Republican Election Integrity czar at the RNC— was charged with election crimes in Arizona. (More on that in a moment) You cannot make up merde ...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/26/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-217/

Something tells me we will get a lot of use outta this one over the next few weeks/months.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/25/great-memes-cont-7/

(Hat tip Scissorhead Jimmy-T)

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/25/what-trae-said-17/

Happy Hour News Guys, Junior Mints and Twizzler have taken on gainful employment now that by law they are not allowed to work in NYC. What’s the catch, you ask? They are working for Daddy Dumbe...

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/04/24/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2091/