Adam (Andrew Scott) is a lonely, sad man living alone in a vacant apartment building in London. Only, it’s not as vacant as he thought. Harry (Paul Mescal), another lonely tenant, reaches out. ...
https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2024/03/15/all-of-us-strangers/
What a sausage fest. They needed so many white men to fill all the roles of Oppenheimer that they scraped the bottom of the barrel and found…Josh Hartnett? From the 90s? I mean, I’m sure it w...
A perfectly serviceable romance on Netflix starring Haley Lu Richardson and Ben Hardy, I failed to invest because the two main characters were mayonnaise haters and I just couldn’t forgive them...
https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2024/01/31/love-at-first-sight/
I’d heard a few things about Saltburn, certainly. Enough that I felt I should only come at it with loins fully girded. And yet I was in no way prepared to have such a stupendous time. Writer-di...
My inner princess squealed each and every time director Rob Marshall reproduced an iconic scene from the original animated film, but my inner pervert sweated over the sheer eroticism of Ariel (Ha...
https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2023/12/03/the-little-mermaid-2023/
Leo (Stephen Hagan) and Emily (Lacey Chabert) have been together nearly a year when he reveals a big secret. He’s been studying in Philadelphia under an assumed name, but he’s really Prince L...
https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2022/12/01/a-royal-christmas/
Prince Edmond (Jordan Renzo) rarely visits home anymore, so to butter up his mother (the Queen!), he brings her a gift that’s sure to delight her: a third Corgi. One can never have too many Cor...
https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2022/12/01/a-royal-corgi-christmas/
The Christmas Eve Banquet is extremely important to Prince Jack (Travis Burns) and the Kingdom of Edgemont. Celebrity chef Gideon Oliver fails to impress him with a menu including deconstructed c...
https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2022/11/30/a-christmas-princess/
The Disney+ streaming service has allowed Marvel Studios ample opportunity to explore the lives and adventures of superheroes who otherwise haven’t nearly enough screen time. In The Guardians o...
https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2022/11/30/the-guardians-of-the-galaxy-holiday-special/
Amanda’s boss was invited to the kingdom of Pantrea to even their famous Christmas festivities. Boss lady can’t be bothered but Amanda (Roxanne McKee) can’t pass up an all expenses trip, so...
https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/2022/11/29/picture-perfect-royal-christmas/