Maybe you know me as Kyle Durden in Pro-Wrestling, maybe you don’t.
cheeseburger = valid addiction. Thankfully I am blessed with the
greatest people in my life anyone could have. “All the world is a
stage, all the men and women merely players..” I may be an Internet
Millionaire who made his money selling an adult entertainment company
to whom will remain nameless for copyright purposes(all I can say is
if I still was in charge those girls would be a lot hotter and a lot
wilder!) Did I mention I also happen to be a Professional Wrestler?
How about the voice of Ring of Honor wrestling? An amazing lover(ask
around)!? Now you know. I traveled throughout the world to gain the
skills (including a small Tibet village where I learned from a monk
whose name in untranslatable to the english language.CRAZY!)but am
mostly to blame for by the ROH Training Academy (check out the company
at rohwrestling.com or see my work for the east coast NWA)to become
the spandex wearing messiah I am today… I was a fat kid growing up,
became an ego driven prick to survive, and live a gimmick that you
need only the most basic psych background to understand…….. be
honest with me and I’ll be there for you forever….. if not I’ll
make you hate me long before you get the chance to come to the idea on
your own… You may happen to be some emotionally unstable yet
gorgeous woman that finds me online and will claim to love me; if so,
please, hesitate to get a hold of me (too much of that too
often)…what can I say, I’m damaged goods (as I was told by a
“friend”, “You’re so much hotter when you don’t
talk”…..oh, and my libido gets me into way too much which being so
damn analytical really doesn’t help (*you were right*)
