Paul-sitivy Awesome

pink-marzipan : > I just experienced the worst and most surreal 30 minutes of my life > today when I was teaching two kids who fucking hated each other > (one was ta...

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thequintessentialqueer : > oh my god my housemate was trying to explain something and she said > “it’s like a scooter but it’s more than a scooter” and I was >...

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Maya? -Paul Blart

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Oh No Oh No Oh No Oh No Oh No Oh No Oh No sandsvendor100 : > We Bave To Kill Gevin James. I don't think that's necessary. This "Gevin" fellow seems to be pretty trustworthy. -Paul Blar...

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Ha ha! You're awesome! Keep up being so awesome! -Paul Blart

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rogershair : > Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 was on yesterday and watching it made me > physically ill. Yeah, the high-action sequences do give some people nausea! -Paul Blart

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siriuslykylo : > why is Paul Blart always on now. why must I suffer Suffer? You mean when you aren’t home to watch it? You know we have a digital version to watch on the go. -Paul...

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i mean it does have a rating of 5,2/10 so i feel like this is a compliment i’m above average thank u Since Paul Blart is an amazing movie, then you're an amazing person! Ha ha! -Paul Blart

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....Paul blart Blarticus! -Paul Blart

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Ha ha! That's my goal! You're welcome! -Paul Blart

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cooltrees : > Okay anyway, just let me try to be happy. I know I make dumb jokes > and shit and everyone in the room looks at me weird, but can I just > be happy...

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xthevision : > i got about ten minutes into paul blart 2 before i couldn’t take > it anymore Just couldn’t take how awesome it was? -Paul Blart

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Of course I do! Paul you need is love! Ha ha! -Paul Blart

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fortissimo-pianissimo : > twitter has the better memes He sure did! Ha ha! -Paul Blart

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thatweridbitch : > Since my laptop is an asshole, here gonetothelaughinplace > , it’s Paul Blart. > (There’s so many things wrong with this) Hey, I love fan art! Keep it...

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crums-in-my-jammys : > The word “memes” in the title of this blog is not a noun, but a > verb. I am Paul Blart, mall cop extraordinaire. You’re all kicked > out...

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charplaysgames : > Why the fuck is there no Paul blart video game. I want to ride on a > segway in an empty mall. It could be a dope racing game. Paul Blart: Speed ...

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what the hell? I'm like Santa Claus, but skinnier! Ha ha! -Paul Blart

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hollicopter95 : > I return to Tumblr after a week away and Mall Blart Paul Cop is > dominating my dash WHAT Ahhh… Paradise! Ha ha! -Paul Blart

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40hq : > THIS JUST IN officialtaeil  > doesnt find paul blart sexy :-( -Paul Blart

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