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I've moved this blog to a new site: http://www.bizarro.com/ It's got the entire archive and all my new posts will be there with the same smooth, chocolately goodness. Please have a visit, si...

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Walking Dead. There is a change coming to this semi-daily blog, but it will be a change for the better and faithful readers will not be inconvenienced. I'm m...

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I laughed.

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Once again, you in the San Francisco Bay Area have a chance to see a comedy genius at work and help him pay his February rent! Will Franken Announces: "The Grand Opening Of A New Baby" (new o...

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I read a new novel recently that I highly recommend. It's the first novel by the most exciting writer I've read in a long while, Benjamin Hale. I happened to meet him at a literary event in NY...

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(Click the word "click" for a larger image!) Bizarro is brought to you today by Valentine Wishes. I don't often do sequential jokes but here is one now. Just look a couple of inches above w...

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Inspirational Art. If you're as big a fan of ruthless dictator emoticons as I am, you'll love this cartoon. It features a Hitler emoticon. Actually, I've nev...

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Bizarro is brought to you by My Last Stop. How's everyone holding up this winter? In most of the U.S. we're having record cold and snow . Brrrrrr! (That's the sound a human makes when it is co...

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(You can find this cartoon on fine products here. ) Bizarro is brought to you today by Just My Luck. A quick Monday morning update for you before I commence to feverishly inking cartoons in ...

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(If you are the person who wants to see this cartoon bigger, click the second cactus from the left. If you want to see the cartoon on fine products of many sorts, click these blue words! ) Bi...

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Snakemommy wrote back and provided me with this scintillating video of Louise the Burmese Python jumping through a hoop, just like in the cartoon. If you missed the beginning of this story, check...

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I'll be posting some new cartoons tomorrow but for today I offer you this photo which just came in from a reader who calls herself Snakesmommy . This is her pet python, Louise, and she is show...

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Dog Walker. Have you ever been up sh*t creek without a paddle? (I cleverly added the * to that word so that it would be family friendly. Everyone knows that...

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Bizarro is brought to you today by The Elephant Boy. It's been hate mail week here at Bizarro International Headquarters . I got a few letters on each of the first two comics posted here. Se...

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A good friend of mine and a damn funny/smart comedian, Brian Malow , is doing a show at the San Francisco Punch Line next week, you should go see it if you're in the area. He kills, as they say ...

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A brilliant, funny, short article by Bill Maher can be found by clicking this link. .

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(To see these cartoons bigger, click them. To find this McDonalds cartoon on fine merch, click here. ) Bizarro is brought to you today by Childhood Dreams. Today we have two cartoons about ...

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Tsars. I've been away from the blog for a few days, I hope you missed me. I missed you in a way that can only be described as "sort of, in an abstract way." ...

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Heavy Traffic. I've never held a tarantula , but I used to see them in the wild every now and then when I lived in Oklahoma and Texas. The first time I ever ...

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For a larger view, click the image. I had a special request from a beloved reader for this cartoon, so here it is. It's never been published in the U.S. but appeared in some Scandinavian maga...

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(To see this cartoon in all its large, detailed glory, click the caveman's over-hanging brow.) Bizarro is brought to you today by Reader Appreciation. Here is number 12 in my occasional ser...

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Bizarro is brought to you today by Free Thinkers. I've been remiss in my posting this week so here's a batch of cartoons to catch us up. Do we have to discuss them all in detail? I'm not convi...

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A classic comedy sketch from a true genius, Tim Conway.

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(For a big, whopping view of this cartoon, click on Pooh's honey pot.) Bizarro is brought to you today by the Human Heart. I don't normally post my Sunday cartoons until later in the week, ...

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I'll post a regular entry tomorrow, but for today I wanted to share this video which gave me a big chuckle.

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