Can we talk about Cheetos? Cheetos get kind of a bad wrap. Their electric orange color isn’t exactly natural, and the ingredient list reads more like a Chemistry 101 stock shelf inventory than ...
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2017/02/13/its-not-about-cheetos/
Before I had kids, I had cats. Cats who I treated as kids. In my tenure as a vet tech, I bottle-fed many a litter of kittens, as well as a few puppies, a squirrel, a chipmunk, and three glorious ...
Without a backstory, the pictures seem to be happy enough. In one, our little girl lays stretched out in the summer grass, a freshly picked flower in her dirt-stained hand, an easy smile sprea...
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2016/06/30/in-defense-of-beautiful-pictures/
It could be said that writing this blog has actually been a little too fun for me. I really love it. But a book? For now it’s a joke. For now…
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2016/04/20/didnt-i-just-do-that-a-memoir/
I was going to brush my teeth, but then the baby started crying. Then toddler wanted pancakes. Then I made pancakes. Then she decided she didn’t want pancakes. Then she decided she wanted yogu...
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2016/04/12/reasons-i-havent-brushed-my-teeth-today/
Dear Brain, Ovaries here! You will be happy to know we received your cease and desist notice. We must say, it felt good to be acknowledged by you, even if at times you came off a little snippy a...
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2016/04/05/dear-brain-thanks-but-youre-not-the-boss-of-us/
They say honesty is best. That being an open book is a good thing. Speak your mind, they say. To share is to care. I beg to differ. Or at least when it comes to parenting at 3am. You see, even th...
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2016/03/29/honesty-and-the-art-of-not-sharing-2/
Babies. Small, helpless, squishy, probably pooping. Upon laying eyes on a newborn, some people absolutely melt. They look past the weird shaped head, the peeling skin, the explosive farts and the...
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2016/03/08/greeting-cards-for-people-who-arent-baby-people/
3am: Pssst. Psssst. PSSSSSST! Me: Yeah? What? Why did you wake me up? 3am: Because I’m lonely. Turns out 1 isn’t the loneliest number. Me: Boo hoo. I’m going back to bed. 3am: That’s hila...
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2016/02/25/the-musings-of-a-madwoman-at-3am/
We’ve been eating wooden cheese for years, right? Cover image, Meme belongs to HMDHM
https://holdmedontholdmeblog.com/2016/02/18/your-cheesy-joke-of-the-day/