He bowls strikes and he gets out of wearing those nasty rental shoes. We’re officially jealous.
http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/08/12/ok-now-weve-seen-it-all/
There are tons of reasons to be a sports fan, but there are also plenty of things that will get your sports fan card revoked. Adults wearing a player’s jersey should be one of them, but, accord...
http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/08/04/are-you-a-real-sports-fan-or-just-a-loser-in-sports-apparel/
We’ve been known to sit on the couch for hours/days on end, stuffing our faces full of Doritos and washing them down with cases upon cases of Coors Light, but even our pathetic, flabby bodies c...
Michael Jordan might not be a rapper like Shaquille O’Neal, but that doesn’t mean he can’t talk some smack about Kobe Bryant…in front of a gymnasium full of kids! Hey, Kobe, tell us how M...
http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/08/01/kobe-bryant-gets-punked-out-by-michael-jordan/
Sometimes we think owners give their horses stupid names just to make the race announcers sound like fools. But, hey, we’re not complaining.
http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/07/30/arrrrr-edges-out-uhhhhh-owwwww-and-nooooo-to-take-first/
Anytime someone climbs up to the announcer’s box at a Cubbies game for an opportunity to lead the home crowd in “Take Me Out To The Ballgame,” it’s usually going to end with cats screechi...
http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/07/29/found-charlie-weis-audition-tape-for-the-three-tenors/
Talk about being disappointed in ourselves; we’ve been playing foosball since childhood and never once have we attempted to use the table as a source of humor/pain. What’s next? Is someone go...
http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/07/28/ouchright-in-the-foosballs/
Don’t ask us why, but we love seeing little kids get hurt. Not seriously injured, but enough to make them cry like little titty babies. So, today, we went to CollegeHumor.com and got more than ...
Carson Palmer recently talked smack about Ohio State and Buckeye nation is not happy. So, for revenge, the Bengals quarterback is getting slammed in a parody of The Needle and the Damage Done. It...
http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/07/24/hey-carson-hows-their-ass-taste/
See, we always knew professional wrestling was fake and here’s the proof. We’re not the only ones who thought was blatantly staged, right? There’s no way the industry can survive with horri...
http://blog.sportscolumn.com/2008/07/23/meet-vince-mcmahons-latest-acquisition-the-invisible-man/