Just Jokey: The best collection of jokes

A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he dro...

https://justjokey.com/hes-too-far-in/

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home.” The cop...

https://justjokey.com/blonde-cop/

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out and gets a total...

https://justjokey.com/mans-decision/

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morn...

https://justjokey.com/crying-blonde/

An angry American wife was complaining about her Italian husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. �...

https://justjokey.com/american-wife/

A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn’t care so much, though, because nobody e...

https://justjokey.com/youre-on-the-skylight/

“You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?”, asked the judge. “Yes,” answered the suspect. “And what did you steal?” “A dress, Your Honour,” replied the suspect. “...

https://justjokey.com/my-wife-didnt-like-the-colour/

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property....

https://justjokey.com/he-cant-communicate-with-me/

Three guys, one Irish, one English and one Scottish are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in...

https://justjokey.com/fill-it-up-with-water/

An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. “Thank heaven I’ve met someone,” he cried. “...

https://justjokey.com/youre-still-lost/